It was going to be a long day, the day she sat down to write her book. She was positive she could get through this, and it wouldn't take long. She was well known because of her mastery of Facebook, Twitter, and the Big Scam. *More on that later* So she had a seat at her very beautiful desk. This was a desk she purchased from a Real Housewife, and boy was it beautiful. because Teresa Guidice had excellent taste.

It is a thing of beauty", she thought. She felt sure others would see the great beauty in the set of furniture. The Wall Mirror, the Vanity, the small oval mirror, it all  offered ample space for the newest work of non-fiction she was about to pound out. She might even use some of the profits from her book to purchase another item from Teresa's foreclosed life. On her desk was small netbook, and a cup of coffee, she felt like she was in college again, putting out a paper for one of her communication classes at College of North Idaho.  She had much to discuss with the American public.

She sighed deeply, knowing, she would never end that way. She had already survived a teenage pregnancy, resigning from being a half-term governor, she now had the power to help "real Americans," Big thoughts were running through her head, big ideas, and she was ready to go.  She had Chapter Titles chosen: Faith, The Heartland, That Idiot Andrew Sullivan, The President, Kenyan or American?, Illegal Immigration, Grizzlies, Healthy Happy Children, Joe McGinnis=Stalker, American's don't live in New England, New York, or the West Coast, The Importance of Flags. She was almost giddy thinking about the wisdom she would impart on America.  She only had a day, so she had to cut to the chase and prepare herself, she needed to write, because all of America was listening.

"Ahh", she uttered, "I could be the next Mark Twain, I could influence the next generation with my wisdom."

Ahh, indeed.

Next Up: Chapter 1.