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    Jersey Shore 2 cast announced: John Boehner is ‘The Situation’

    JERSEY – MTV has announced a new cast for its hit show “Jersey Shore.” After seeing a group of unknown Italian Americans take the nation by storm and put “Guido and Guidette” into popular culture, this season, some of America’s top Conservatives will have everyone talking about “Cons and Conettes.”

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    Jon the situation boehnerAaron shock

    Meghan mccainJohn Ensign

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    Don’t miss Season 2 of Jersey Shore as John “The Situation” Boehner, Aaron “The Bachelor” Schock, Pam “P-Growwwl” Geller, Meghan “Snickers” McCain,” John “The Robber” Ensign and Rush “DJ Rush L” Limbaugh hit the beach and show the country that no one does douchebaggery like Conservatives!

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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