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    A Flattering Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon

     

     

     

     

    Here's this week's heap of haikus:

     


     

    An over-dose of
    an antidote, will become
    a poison itself.
     
     
     
     
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    In this worldly realm,
    folks often mistake kindness
    for passivity.
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    She removes his shirt,
    He unbuttons her pink blouse,
    Then, the doorbell rings.

     

     

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    Under the fronds of
    a coconut tree there's a
    nest of orioles.

     

    ( A St. Lucia Oriole as drawn by my brother-in-law, Jonathan Greenberg.)

     

     

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    Hot dogs and ice cream
    On Coney Island's Boardwalk ...
    kids eat ev'rything

     

     

     


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    Behind ev'ry man,
    there's always a woman ... and
    she is exhausted.

     

    (A song cut from "Anyone Can Whistle" a Broadway musical flop written by Stephen Sondheim, which starred Angela Lansbury and Lee Remick. )

     

     

     


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    Animated Art
    drawn by Vincent Van-Gogh, does
    leave an impression.

     

     

     

     


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    I can't wait 'til the
    world begins to bloom and I'm
    walking into Spring.

    (The Okee Dokee Brothers - Walking into Spring)

     


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    Bang, Zoom, to the moon!
    But baby, you're the greatest!
    And away we go!


    (Happy would-have been 100th birthday to Jackie Gleason.)

     

     

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     A fishing village
    across the gulf from Marseilles,
    sharing the sunshine

     

    Paul Cézanne (1839–1906) | The Gulf of Marseilles Seen from L'Estaque | ca. 1885

     

     

     

     

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    Plum blossoms on trees
    warily appear. Children
    still play in the snow.

     

     

     

     


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    Pairs of well-worn shoes
    indicate unsatisfied
    curiosity.

     

     

     


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    Catastrophic muck,
    Mercury's in retrograde ...
    Cosmic forces arrggghhh!

     

     

     

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     Its been a long day
    and we've both said way too much ...
    we should go to bed.

     

     

     

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    Winds and steady rain,
    gloomy, soggy, walk to work,
    puddles in my path.

     

     

     

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    Sitting on the couch,
    playing Scrabble while they wait,
    For her mom's bedtime.

     

     

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    The "Quiet Beatle"
    You want to know a secret?
    His guitar still weeps.

     

    ( Happy Would have been 73rd birthday the other day to George Harrison)

     

     

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    Neither wilt, nor pause,
    nor hesitate, nor waiver,
    the world's still turning.
     

     


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    Cold and rainy nights,
    comfort the lonely, who shed
    their tears un-noticed.

     

     

     


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    Dreams will fade away,
    past pleasures too, as the night's
    fog envelopes us.

     
     

     


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    Putting on greasepaint,
    actors fret about their lines;
    Will makeup hide them?

     

     


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    (a short story told in nine haikus:)

     
    His older sister
    showed him how to dance with girls.
    His next step ... call one.

     
    He thought he would wait
    'til later, but his sister
    handed him the phone ...

    Starting to panic.
    he prayed that she was not home.
    'Hi Penelope!' ...

     
    He paused, then stammered,
    'Are you going to the dance?'
    (She was ... with Tommy.)

     
    Four phone calls later ...
    the nervousness was gone, now
    he was desperate.

     
    He decided to stop
    calling cheerleaders and try
    his friend from math class

     
    She said, 'I don't dance,
    but I would like to see you,
    so I'd love to go.'

     
    His gloom turned into
    elation! He had a date!
    And a girl liked him!

     

    That night, his homework
    did not get done, but lessons
    were, most surely, learned,

     


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    Do you feel kinship
    with a complete stranger that
    shares the same ring-tone?

     
     

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    Angled, mangled, flanged,
    that old desk has many faults,
    I can't throw it out!
     

     

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    tanka haiku:


    How you enter rooms,
    shows how you deal with your life,
    Boldly? Shyly? Sad?


       Some folks hesitate, then go,
       others can not find the key.

     

     

     


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    alone again, he's
    forced to face failure with no
    shoulder to cry on.
     
     

     

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    double haiku:

     

    Filtering his thoughts,
    he decided not to say
    how he really felt.

    For she would only
    get mad and begin to cry.
    He loathed all her friends.

     
     
     
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    purple wads of gum
    from underneath the desk kept
    sticking to her legs.

     
     
     
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    double haiku:

     

    The dawn was breaking
    as he opened the door and
    went for a long walk.

    On his way back, he
    bought coffee, a schmeared bagel
    and the New York Times.

     
     
     
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    He whispers her name,
    as he lies in bed at night,
    so his dreams find her.
     
     
     
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    Wishing on a star,
    hoping for the future, she
    joyfully began.
     
     
     
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    Each day, he walked through
    his garden and picked a rose
    to place on her grave.
     
     
     
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    sipping his coffee,
    he glanced at the newspaper,
    but still thought of her.
     
     
     
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    His steak was well done.
    He liked it medium, which
    is rarely done well.
     
     
     
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     He knew a woman
    who lived quite far away, and
    wished to be with her.
     
     
     
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    he spent all morning
    vehemently denying
    that he was involved.
     
     
     
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    A heart that wanders
    may never take root in the
    patch where true love waits.


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     When you are swimming,
     you don't think about drowning.
     So it is with Life.  

     

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    The weathered shingles
    on the cottage by the lake,
    need to be repaired.
     
     
     
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    Overgrown grass hides,
    a long neglected tombstone;
    a child forgotten.
     
     
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     Silent are the trees
    through harsh winters, stoically,
    they wait for the Spring.

     

     

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    Nuzzling pillows
    under a down comforter,
    she fought waking up.
     
     
     

     

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    Comments

    His guitar still weeps.

    There's a very cool item in the entertainment news about George Harrison guesting on Eric Clapton's new album 15 years after his death. George's, not Eric's. George lends vocals and guitar on "I Still Do"  and is credited under a pseudonym.

    Mysterioso
    Whose first name is Angelo
    HIs guitar still weeps


    Yes, Clapton died roughly 2 decades before.

    The taxman cometh,
    "All things must pass, baby", 'cept
    a rich man's wah-wah.

    Amazing.  Thanks, I had not heard about this.

     

    Cuz we're best of friends,
    we can play with each other,
    but don't steal my wife ... 


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