so my ex-boycrush is a expositionist perv. its cool. i'm not like some dumbass kid. i get that sometimes people have to do stuff for money and sometimes that means that u have to be naked in a magazine so millions of homopervs can wacketywackwack themselfs to a pic of ur beautiful love-noodle. [Read more]

ha ha ha ha ha ha. all the dumbasses were like sarah is done cuz she isnt the leader of alaska anymore and she's gonna like disappear or something. DOH!!!!!!! she showed them!!! LOLOLOLOLOL! [Read more]

Hi everyone!!!!!!!  i wrote a letter to sarah palin on tues but she hasn't answered yet but i know that she will becuz she appreciates her grrrrlfriends!!!!!  [Read more]

DEAR SARAH PALIN,

i am writing 2u becuz i have been reading lots of stuff from media dorks who hate u becuz ur beautiful and successful . [Read more]

dear mr. david lecherman...i mean letterman !!!!! [Read more]

O. M. G!!!!!! my friend just sent me this video. it's like these REALLY CREEPY russia guys who are totally spying on sarah from inside their country. if i were her, i'd totally get a retraining order on them. i'd never be brave enough as sarah to be neighbors with creepy russia people. when she's the VP, i bet she'll totally BLOW UP THEIR HOUSE--OOPS, SO SORRY!!! [Read more]

OMG!!!! i don't know what the big deal is about sarah spending lots of money on clothes! grrrrls like sarah and me need clothes b/c we totally have to look hot to be popular. like last year my EX-friend cara nut was running for homecoming queen but then she wore this totally slutty miniskirt with ripped fishnets and then everyone said she was a slut and she lost to jenny weiner who's like a total cow. and then no one was friends with her anymore and she was like in social siberia (thats where governor putin lives next to alaska, i looked it up!!!!!). [Read more]

HI EVERYBODY!!!! i'm iphone blogging in chemistry class. i keep clicking the wrong EFFING LETTERS b/c my of nails. but i had to write b/c i just read that SARAH IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!! on this website it says that some EVIL BITCH from who works for john mccain tried to not let her talk to reporters. i think maybe john mccain is holding sarah HOSTAGE b/c he's a sexist!!!! i think maybe she needs our help!!!!! so if u see sarah this is what us have to do. [Read more]

OMG!!! my friend just sent me the AWESOMEST VIDEO for my SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE PAGE!!!!

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HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!! so i'm gonna write something now that maybe u won't like  but its REALLY IMPORTANT like the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER except for prom AND for pursuing your dream of being a supermodel-political-commenter like tyra except not black unless u are black but i'm white!! [Read more]

OMG!!!! RU excited for sarah palin's debate? I SOOOO AM!!!! GOOOOO SARAH!!! she's going to kick that biden dude's WRINKLY OLD ASS!!! LOL!!! he totally looks like draco malfoy's evil dad in harry potter. [Read more]

sarah palin is a total INSPIRATION to me!! i am SOOOOOOOO EXCITED that she could be our next vice president, maybe even our PRESIDENT!  for someone with her talent to be a vice president proves that anyone can make it in america. YAY SARAH!!!!!!!!! you go, GIRL!!!!!! [Read more]