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It's time to tax God

“Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

If there has been one phrase reverberating across the United States the past decade or so, it’s that “Freedom isn’t Free.” So why is Freedom of Religion free?

As conservatives and liberals alike fret over the current U.S. deficit, Republicans have made it clear that they believe any new taxes would stifle growth and hurt business both large and small. But religion is not a business. [Read more]

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Her Name Was Lori Klausutis, not “Dead Intern”

Lori Klausutis was a 28-year old woman. A wife & daughter. She ran marathons. She loved & was loved. She died July 20, 2001. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: This is War

Guess which side is winning this particular war?

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You aren't supposed to talk about this, but the U.S. is seriously mired in Class Warfare, and has been for a long, long time. And the upper class is just plain kicking the crap out of the lower classes. Perhaps it's time to stop ignoring the raging war around us.

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Poverty: Where poverty is rising.   [Read more]

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If it’s Wednesday, there must be Boobies – for Breast Cancer

“My story begins on a cold February morning, in the shower. I felt a small, hard lump above the nipple on my left breast. I quickly stopped feeling for it and went on with the day I had planned. The next day, and the one after that, and the one after that, it was still there.

A week later I happened to have an appointment for my annual physical. I mentioned it to my doctor. As she was examining me, her lips were saying ‘I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about’ but her eyes told me something else.”

Linda Salter [Read more]

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“Blowing Smoke” Blows Away Right-Wing Narratives

Following the election of Barack Obama to the office of President of the United States, writer Michael Wolraich surveyed the political aftermath and came to a simple conclusion – the Right-Wing has gone utterly mad.

Wolrich’s new book “Blowing Smoke” (longer title: “Blowing Smoke: Why the Right Keeps Serving Up Whack-Job Fantasies about the Plot to Euthanize Grandma, Outlaw Christmas, and Turn Junior into a Raging Homosexual”) takes an in-depth look at what Wolraich calls “Persecution Politics,” and how the right-wing has worked overtime for years to create a brotherhood of victimhood for Conservatives. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Just a Hairy Guy


Love your hair.

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I’m starting to get a minor bald spot on the top of my head. This doesn’t really upset me, but I just thought you should know.

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Shots Fired: Seems someone was shooting at the Pentagon. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Let’s Get Small

If you're going to be small, be the smallest.

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Afghanistan: More death to come. [Read more]

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Romanians begin adopting American children

Nadia and Thad Comaneci looked at their child with the love the love of new parents. eyes of newborn parents. That he was 14 seemed to have no affect on them whatsoever. Timmy Johnson was their new son.

“Look at him. He always wants the hamburgers and the video games. He is so beautiful,” said Nadia Comaneci, of her newly adopted American son. “Always with the fuckaoofs.”

“Oh, Fuck off,” said Johnson.

The Comanecis are a new breed of Romanian – lower middle class, confident, and with an eye toward the greater good – who have been adopting American children at a record rate. The children generally range in ages from 4 to 16, as most Americans seem to enjoy their children more when they are babies. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Burn, Elmo!

Shortly after pulling this stunt, George W. Bush was elected President of America.

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Chilean Miners: Free at last. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Boobie Wednesday

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Always a woman to me.

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Part of having a recurring blog called “William K. Wolfrum’s Morning” means that some mornings William K. Wolfrum will be busier than normal. This is one of those mornings, as I’ll be taking in my 7-year-old Australian Shepherd, Duchess will be undergoing a mastectomy today as a preventative measure against breast cancer. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Get the Hunger

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1,000,000,000 human beings were hungry around the globe in 2010.

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Hunger: A billion people are hungry. You can't understand that. It's too enormous. Stop, think. Again - A billion people are hungry. Get it, yet?   [Read more]

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THERE SHALL BE POOPY-EATING

I have two Boston Terriers – Max and Jack. For those of you that visit, Max is the surly, fat, smart one, while Jack is the happy, athletic idiot. Needless to say, we love them completely. Max and Jack have one driving passion in life, and of late, that passion has become a bit of a pain. You see, Max and Jack are poopy aficionados.

The Hunt for Poopy

Any venture outside is a grand hunt for poopy for Max and Jack. They just can’t seem to get enough. It doesn’t matter what variety of poopy they find, either. Dog, people, duck, porcupine, frog, parakeet, elephant, republican, democrat, you name it, they’ll wolf it down and comment on the ethereal ambiance of its tastes and flavors. [Read more]

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NEW POLL SHOWS 75% APPROVE OF BARACK OBAMA'S WHITE HALF

LINCOLN, Neb. — When it comes to Barack Obama, it’s all Black and White.

A new Chronicles Poll shows that Americans overwhelming approve of President Obama’s White half, while his Black half has approval ratings that rival Sarah Palin’s. [Read more]

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WILLIAM K. WOLFRUM'S MORNING: STICK YOGA UP YOUR JNANA

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Sure, Star Wars Yoga sounds fun, but it’s a one-way ticket to Hell.

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Yoga Kills: A Southern Baptist pastor makes it clear – stretching and breathing calmly will not be tolerated in God’s kingdom.

Hungary:
The toxic sludge is slowing, but the damage isn’t. [Read more]

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Jesus Christ announces new $75/month Pay-for-Pray Subscription fee

BOISE – Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ today announced new plans for Heaven’s prayer service, as, starting Nov. 1, each Christian must pay a $75 per month “Listen to Your Prayers” Subscription fee.

“For too long now, we’ve allowed non-tithers to piggyback on true tithers,” said Christ, 30-ish. ” Now, you can still pray, but if you don’t pay, we won’t listen.” [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: My Pelosi Face

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Lady Gaga is more powerful than Nancy Pelosi, says Forbes.

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BP Oil Disaster: Business-hating President Barack Obama really went out of his way to shield British Petroleum. [Read more]

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