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    Barack Obama Must Attend Westboro Baptist Church

    America faces few problems worse than where and when Barack Obama goes to church. Sure, there are environmental catastrophes to worry about, an economy that shows no interest in bouncing back, wars on God knows how many fronts and unemployment high enough to make Herbert Hoover cringe.

    But this is America. And Christ matters.

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    If Sarah Palin is a feminist, then I'm a Conservative

    This may come as a shock to many of my most loyal readers, but I am, in fact, a conservative.

    Yes, my friends, I am well aware of my reputation as a liberal. But those days are now gone. Because I have had an ideological shift, and now embrace Conservatism. Here are my core beliefs:

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    Austerity in Greece leading to Civil War, not a good economy

    Shockingly, turning the population upside down and shaking them to collect loose change isn’t working out as well as the EU or Greece hoped. From Der Spiegel:

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    Afternoon Music Break with Mark Gormley

    I always try and promote young new artists here at the Chronicles. Today, we look at singer Mark Gormley and a girl who looks REALLY uncomfortable:

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    Thank you for not killing anyone

    A good blog is a back-and-forth experience between writer and reader. When a blog reaches its apex, commentary and conversation meld together, making reader and writer one.

    Of course, sometimes, this tight of a relationship can mean a level of complacency can creep in. Things can go unsaid. Which is why today, I’d like to send out a thank you to my readers.

    Thank you, dear readers, for not killing anyone.

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    John McCain to offer jobs to “Kathy the Teacher” and “Steven the Flight Attendant”

    ARIZONA – In his latest Mavericky campaign maneuver, U.S. Senator John McCain has offered Alaska teacher Kathy Gustafson and former Jet Blue Flight attendant Steven Slater jobs within his campaign.

    “Anyone who will stand up to vested Washington interests like Sarah Palin is a valuable asset,” said McCain. “Karen the Teacher could teach us all something.”

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    William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – It’ll blow your face off


    Why blogging is better than spitting fire: My face almost never bursts into flames.

    August 10, 2010:

    News/Politics

    Census Bureau Returns Cash: Counting people isn’t as expensive as first anticipated.

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    Holy Spirit quits Holy Trinity to embark on solo career

    Holy Spirit announced today that he has left the Holy Trinity in order to pursue a solo career.

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    John Edwards to run for President in 2012 as ‘Newt Nullifier’

    WASHINGTON – Humiliated former U.S. Senator John Edwards has announced to friends that he will likely campaign for the Presidency of the United States in 2012 as an Independent. Edwards will run under a singular campaign platform “What About Newt Gingrich’s Affairs?”

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    William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 4, 2010


    If Bill Cosby would just remember that he made “Leonard Part 6,” maybe he’d rethink his stance on living.

    News/Dinosaurs

    Iran: Many an Iranian will look back to this day as the day someone almost killed Ahmadinehad.

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