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    trump, trump, rhymes with chump, wedge his whities in a lump...

    The recent closing of the New York Military Academy has provided armchair psychologists with an illuminating anecdote from the formative years of the Republican front runner

    . According to a person familiar with the facts, when the school closed, files from the guidance counselor previously held in strict confidentiality were inadvertently consigned to a dumpster instead of being shredded as intended. They were retrieved.

    The story goes like this: During the hazing routinely inflicted upon first year entrants, the still tender sensibilities of young Master T were brutalized by a cabal of upperclassmen (Episcopalians...) who hung him by his underpants from a hook on the wall, meanwhile chanting as above. Apparently Trump's Queens County style of diction and deportment were mistaken by these antisemitic thugs as markers of a Hebrew heritage.

    Unimpressed by his bleated assertions "I'm Presbyterian!!", these rude boys made his time at the school a living hell, refusing ever to use his real name. To them, he was always "Donald Chump." Scarred for life, the poor lad swore that no one would ever again get the best of him whatever he had to do or say to maintain the pretense that he was not "a loser"

    Today the nation --nay, the entire world-- is at risk of suffering the collateral damage of this vicious bullying. According to a source in the Ted Cruz campaign, who spoke on condition of anonymity, at the next Republican debate Cruz will tactically "misspeak", and directly address the pompous fraud as Mr Chump.

    Cue the meltdown. Hijinks to ensue.

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    Oh my.  That should get lots of beer parties going for the next Republican debate. 


    I can verify that Trump story because I read it on the Internet and many people told me that they saw it on the Internet as well.


    well, I am willing to bet I'm not the first person to rhyme trump with chump. moreover, I was gobsmacked to learn that he is NOT a" New York jew" ( not, that there's anything wrong with that... being one myself...)

    Yes, it seems likely there is an abuse blow back underway.

    Clumps in the sump pump
    trump bumps in the data dumps.
    We will all be fired.


    98% of all hazes committed in elite schools can be attributed to BLACKS and their angers!

    I read this on some blog.

    Oh and underpants are one of the chief tools of Black folks.

    This might have been published on the Onion?


    Grammar alert - you're supposed to say "the Blacks", or if addressing directly, "you people" or "you and your kind". And there I thought you were Presidential material - hardly ready for prime time.


    Yo.  I was born in Queens.  You gotta problem with Queens????

     


    Seriously, though, I had no idea my accent told so much about me.

    Oy.


    Yo, oy, depends where you stand:

    or-politics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/yo-oy-sculpture-in-brooklyn-bridge-park.jpg


    I continue to believe that not even the republican party is ignorant and racist enough to elect Trump. But I must admit I'm not as sure of that as I was a month ago.


    I wonder what that blow hard is going to say about the attack on PP in Col.? This was the 338th mass shooting for 2015.  http://shootingtracker.com/wiki/Main_Page #guncontrol 


    Considering that among the injured five were police officers, at least one fatally, it will be difficult even for him to say there weren't enough good guys with guns.


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