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    Joseph Stalin finally died in 1953.

    Nikita, following some rather tough 'negotiations' ended up at the helm of the former USSR.

    In 1960, while Ike still ruled the world so to speak, Nikita pronounced:

    WE SHALL BURY YOU!

    And the sombitch took his shoe off and banged it on the podium.

    I have wondered for decades how anyone could top that presentation.

    Well, never say never:

     

     

    You see, we have all this news all the time but the big cable channels play the same goddamn news.

    Now, CNN broke the mold today in my humble opinion by covering Spanky at the UN.

    Now everyone I ever met has some dream about appearing at some gig naked.

    Bare-n-naked.

    But today, the President of the United States of America appeared naked in front of the leaders of the nations of the world.

    AND THERE WAS NOT A GODDAMN THING WE COULD DO ABOUT IT.

    Now Spanky will invite some world leader to the White House like previous Presidents.

    But Clinton or Bush or Obama would stand at some parallel podium with the invitee and begin his speech lauding that leader.

    Spanky does not do that.

    Spanky will will initiate the press presentation with some comment concerning the large crowd that attended his inaugeration or his polling data or the bills he recently signed or....

    Spanky thinks all of his presentations are the same.

    Spanky thinks his crowd is the same crowd he visits whilst campaigning.

    So here is Spanky, speaking to the world's leaders and what does he use to open his speech?

    I AM THE GREATEST.

    This jackass thinks he is Mohammed Ali for chrissakes.

    AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS

    And the jackass attempts to laugh it all off.

    And then the jackass reads from the pen of Bannon.

    AND I AM, FOR ONE, EMBARRASSED.

    I dunno.

    There are other news stories abounding.

    We have another fascist oligarchist being appointed to the Supreme Court.

    Spanky is considering firing everybody who is looking into his financial dealings.

    Whatever.

    This UN speech really got to me.

    The issue is not who are you but rather, who are we?

     

    I just caught this from Seder, who also referred to the bare-n-naked dream:

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    MSNBC with Brian Williams spent some good time on this story.

    I am relieved to some extent.

    http://www.msnbc.com/11th-hour-with-brian-williams


    CLOSE ALL THE BORDERS AND PORTS TOMORROW. SAVE OUR PIGGY BANK FOR THE REPUBLICANS! It's their money they won!

    That'll teach the UN losers for laughing. OUR ECONOMY IS GREAT and will ONLY get GREATER if we stop all trade NOW, and Let Trump be Trump.

    CLOSE THE BORDERS, IT'S NATIONAL SECURITY NOW, NATIONAL SECURITY TOMORROW, NATIONAL SECURITY FOREVER!


    NCD you are not that far off for chrissakes. ha

    And of course, MEGA hats cost will go over the line?

    Jeeeeez I really really hate this guy!


    A quibble. Kruschev was a real ruthless strong man and bully, not a phony wimpy whining one. wink


    p.s. Ran a tight ship, too! Or else! None of that crazytown thing.


    Em-bare-ass-ment crazytown 24/7, can't even shoot auto-penned letters straight

    It's traditional for the President to send congratulatory letters to boys who have reached the rank of Eagle Scout. Parents or troop leaders request these letters. It's routine. Here is the letter my friend's son received from Donald J Trump. pic.twitter.com/Y706P2iMyT

    — Indivis Northville (@indivis_Nville) September 24, 2018

    Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. Where's my wall?....Not exactly the highest qualifications for totalitarian leadership...


    Yeah I get AA.

    From the pretend dramas presented on cable over the last twenty years....

    Nikita might have saved the world with JFK of course.


    Rest assured he can always do worse in short order:

    General Kelly watching the Trump press conference. pic.twitter.com/NzeRVN34eI

    — Brian Perry (@BTP1960) September 26, 2018

    End this now, dear lord, please. I am truly sorry for my sins. #TrumpPresser

    — Michael Steele (@MichaelSteele) September 26, 2018

    In support of my opinion that he is no Krushchev, the hashtag #TrumpPresser is filled to overflowing with tweets by apparently ordinary people using words like

    • insane
    • alternate reality
    • off the fricking rails!
    • raving madman
    • what the hell was that?
    • surreal
    • rambling delusional buffoon
    • ridiculous
    • is this real or SNL?
    • man child
    • incoherent
    • Ha, ha, ha!
    • like a person off their psych meds
    • craziness

    and 

     

    Holy crap.
    This is an unbelievable-bat-shit-crazy-bananas-what-the-hell-is-he-talking-about press conference.
    Someone do something and get him the professional help he so obviously needs.#TrumpPresser

    — Dan Meyer (@MeyersMusings) September 26, 2018

     


    He sounds like he is at a party in a fraternity house at an elite school somewhere.


    Moat this is where I conflate (?) this Supreme Court nominee with Spanky.

    Ohhhhhhh, panty raids and numbering a girl and lying about penetration and.....

    Yeah!


    The locker room turns out to be much larger than previously thought.
    But I wasn't passing judgment on a group, just reporting what they sound like when they talk.
    I was drunk at the time but can confirm that this is how they talk.


    hahahahahahahahah

    SO AM I, AT TIMES!


    Take the names for immigration investigations, or future second term protective custody detention in Treasonous Liberals Re-Education Camps.

    The Base is rapturous about the "promises kept" job he is doing and adore the man...!!


    NCD; what a guy this Spanky really is.

    Or....Mushroom Spanky?

    WHAT A GUY!

    The Mexicans will pay for my dinner?


    No, the Canadians should pony up, or Merkel...Maxine....failing fake news .....Stormy....Avenitti....MONTENEGRO....the Red Hen...Harley Davidson.....OBAMA?....COMEY!..NIKE....the NFL! 


    P.S. An alternate hashtag for the same, #TrumpPressConference in now #1 on "U.S. trends". (Could just be a new narcissist troll trick to get all the attention, one which he literally learned yesterday?  After all he has a yuge brain....)


    I love this one, because it's simple and pure without rant:


    AA I have to award you the Dayly Tweet thingy of the day for this here Dagblog Site, given to you from all of me.

    hahahahahahah

    SENSE? 


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    thank ye, Richard.

    FWIW an anecdote, I was exhausted yesterday and left my browser open on #TrumpPressConference while I slept and when I got back to it this morning, the page said there were 2,895 new tweets, hah. I was not about to look at all of those. So I went back to my regular feed and I ended up seeing this one retweeted by someone I follow. It's a perfect example of how he's been an Em-bare-ass-ing narcissist to the max for a real long time, not going to change, everything is always going to be about him

    Yes, there's audio of Trump patting himself on the back for having the tallest building in Manhattan after the WTC fell on September 11th. pic.twitter.com/vQFFcAibQz

    — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 11, 2018

    She would know:

    A great piece on what most of us in NY and DC miss about how Trump welds himself to reporters, including through performances like yesterday's presser https://t.co/Pmcbj8JzjM

    — Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 27, 2018

    I see the White House has made a little 30 sec. video montage of the UN fiasco to try to repair any damage that might have occurred with the fans. And he approves as he tweeted it last night. Ladies and gents, I give you Donald Trump, heroic world leader, taken seriously by all, complete with stirring dramatic music:

     


    I'm shocked Trump hasn't blocked Avenatti on Twitter. He was razzing him about intellect this afternoon:


    Even while a stupid idea, the writing is above Trump's level, so a ploy by Shine. 


    He keeps topping himself with the Em-bare-ass-ment, he and Kim Jong Un "fell in love" after "beautiful letters" between them. He says this to the fans!

    He really said this. https://t.co/AzYOtXFGpu

    — Michael Freeman (@michaelpfreeman) September 30, 2018

    Yes, Fox News has noticed that he said it, with an "Alert":

    For the time capsule. Via @atrupar pic.twitter.com/4iOM3uNhHn

    — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 30, 2018

    Also still doing crazytown, king of the world, no one can hurt me, a 10:49 pm tweet:


    Trump's love is officially and publicly spurned:



    Just like you AA, I have streaming? Woodward about this subject.

    I really did not know Bob tweeted?

    I DON'T TALK THAT WAY!

    Well, we all know that Spanky does speak this way.

    And this aint funny.

    Of course he used the words retarded and southerner and...whatever.

    You already know this but there is a new book out that substantiates what Woodward wrote about back in January and now this week.

    The Administration leaks like a sieve.

    THANK THE GOOD LORD.


    It is also good to have someone like Woodward handle the leaks, as he is an obsessive about figuring out confirmation before he will use, it's almost like his ego is involved in having ironclad information.

    What do you think of the man love thing with Kim? I think it is exceptionally strange for Trump to be talking about a love affair and love letters to the fans at a rally. I can't imagine a single one of them becoming fans of Kim just because Trump says so....


    Life getting too weird


    It's not a man love thing, it's Trump mouthing off when something pops in his head that we all then obsess over - and he's already forgotten until the news brings him back.  Back long enough to figure out if it worked.  His fans?  They love watching his lips move.


    wow, kinda surprising, and why does Hayden chose to speak out on this incidence of bullying and not others?

    Everyone in this picture has to own it. Cost of admission https://t.co/HGMDNZPkck

    — Gen Michael Hayden (@GenMhayden) October 1, 2018

    Edit to add: Is kind of confusing on the military think here for me, actually. He's the commander in chief so you aren't supposed to challenge, but if he doesn't behave according to standards, you nonetheless have to "own it"? Sounds kinda like The Borg.


    Hayden also retweeted this reply to his, so feels strongly:


    First of today's narcissism and em-bare-ass-ment (surely won't be the last as a  I believe a rally is about to being in Mississippi):


    I warned above that the day was not done, and he outdid himself. Decided to totally throw away all his careful wording the last few weeks on Kavanaugh and feed red meat to the fans for narcissist demagogue strokes.

    Trump’s Charlottesville press conference now has a rival https://t.co/3EY8MD7Deb

    — Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) October 3, 2018

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