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    Come on Baby Light My Ire: Jim Morrison's Ghost is Real!

     

    According to a new book entitled Ghosts Caught on Film 2, a photograph taken in front of Jim Morrison’s tomb in Paris shows the ghost of Jim Morrison; you can tell it’s him be cause the ghost looks sexy and brooding.   Predictably, paranormal websites are treating this photo as proof of the existence of ghosts. Equally predictably, this raises my ire.

    1)  The writer of Ghosts Caught on Film 2, Jim Eaton, claims that he’s a “Ghost Master.”  It’s one of those titles that is self proclaimed.  You know like, the decider.  I don’t think you can be considered to be an expert in something if your expertise was attained through your own proclamation.  But then again, if you can’t trust a Ghost Master, who can you trust?

    2)  Every article I’ve seen regarding this supposed phenomenon says that “researchers” have determined the photo is real.  Not one article says who those “researchers” are.  I wonder if there was someone out there who would stand to gain from making people believe that “researchers” were credible and not in fact his/her unemployed uncle in Tampa… Oh wait, Jim Ghostface Master Eaton, writer of Ghosts Caught on Film 2.  I’m not implying that that Jim Eaton did use his uncle as a researcher, I have far too much journalistic integrity - if there is one thing I’m known for it’s my journalistic integrity (that and how humble I am), but you do the “researcher” math.

    3)  Ghost experts claim that a ghost is a soul that has stayed behind on earth because they have unfinished business here.  What if I’m in the middle of making a roast beef sandwich and I have a brain aneurism, keel over and die?  I’m doomed to spend the rest of eternity trying to finish making my sandwich?  That’s stupid.

    You can find Jim Ghost Master General Eaton's website here at http://www.ghoststudy.com/

    You can read this article 1

    You can read article 2

    You can watch these videos

    But don't buy into Jim Morrison's ghost, it smells like fish.

     

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    Look, I had a friend whose great-aunt once saw a ghost, and he very trustworthily assured me that she was quite trustworthy. Since I proclaim myself to be trustworthy*, what do you have to say for yourself now, Mr. Smartypants?

    *I've also proclaimed myself an expertise recognizer, thus invalidating your claim about that, as well.


    Wow, my pants don't feel nearly as smarty as they did before I read this comment. :P

    Ghosts are real. Haven't you ever seen The Blair Witch Project?


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