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DEAR SARAH PALIN: just say no to the haters!!!!!!!
by SarahPalinGrrrrl 7/7/2009 - 2:23 pm
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DEAR SARAH PALIN,
i am writing 2u becuz i have been reading lots of stuff from media dorks 
who hate u becuz ur beautiful and successful 
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i am beautiful too and i hope that one day i will be super successful like u but first i have to graduate high school. i know that u are SUPER TUFF AND COOL 
and u don't care what those assbrains think but sometimes its hard when everyone is saying sh-t about you. like when ashley MEGABITCH schneider said that i slept with kurt hanson and then everyone said i was a slut and some ASSBITCH wrote HO on my locker even tho i didn't go all the way 
. but people don't care about the TRUTH!!!!!!!! they just want to say sh-t becuz they think other people will think they r cool.
anyway i am trying to be strong like u but sometimes u just need a grrrrlfriend to say like U R THE BEST, GRRRRRL!!!!!!! so that's why i'm writing becuz u r like a grrrrlfriend to me even tho u don't know me and i know that U R THE BEST!!!!! i'm also thinking lots and lots of positive thoughts and i know that u can feel them so that's also why i'm writing this letter so that you know where all the positive energy is coming from. but i had to save a little positive energy for myself becuz of the locker incident and becuz my bitch-from-hell teacher mrs. carmichael gave me an F on my book report about ur biography becuz she said i can't do a book report for a book except if its already written. but that's stupid becuz i know what it's going to be about anyway. and guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!? she gave NERDBOY wally lipschitz an A+ becuz he wrote about obama's book and that just proves that she's racist against alaska people!!!!!!!!!!
but also u shouldn't worry about what people say becuz they r full of HATE!!!!!! 
that's becuz they r ugly nerds like wally and when they were in high school people used to flush their heads in the toilet and stuff. and then they all went to SNOBVILLE colleges and they pretended that they weren't nerds anymore but they were still nerds only everyone they were with were nerds too. so then when a HOT GRRRRL like u who didn't go to SNOB U. and who got kicked out of college one or two times and who totally won a beauty contest WAS ALMOST THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, they're just TOTALLY jealous inside and they say mean stuff becuz they're just mad about all the chocolate swirlies they had in school. like that MEGADORK david loserman. u can tell that he was that annoying nerd who always made dumb jokes in global studies and he prolly got swirlied six times a day like he was getting waterbored or something but totally grosser!!!!
also don't listen to those NERDASSES who say that ur a quitter just becuz u only were governor for 2 and a half years. they r just stuck in their convention thinking that governors have to be for 4 years. DUHHH!!! 
u have lots and lots of important things to do for the country like to find someone who can write ur book with u so then i can write a book report for real. and also u have to run for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES becoz even though its not yet u have to study first!!!!
so i have to go now becuz miley cyrus said that she was sad on twitter 
so i have to send her some positive energy but i will send u more tomorrow so be ready.
YOUR BEST FRIEND EVRRRRRR!!! HUGS OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO,
SARAHPALINGRRRRL!!!!!!!!!
ps i made a sarah palin tribute page with all the best videos of u EVRRRR!!! i know that u will LOVE IT!!!
GOOOOOOOO SARRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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SPIN METER: Rivals airbrush anti-Romney words
By Nancy Benac, Associated Press, May 16, 2012
After the nastiness of the Republican primary race, former candidates have collective amnesia about Romney disses
Note to self: you think you're so smart about this kinda stuff, but you yourself fell for it once again.....so much for all the prognostication about one of our political parties disintegrating from all the primary campaign animosity.
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Assessing the Representativeness of Public Opinion Surveys
Pew Resarch Center for the People and the Press, May 15, 2012
For decades survey research has provided trusted data about political attitudes and voting behavior, the economy, health, education, demography and many other topics. But political and media surveys are facing significant challenges as a consequence of societal and technological changes.
It has become increasingly difficult to contact potential respondents and to persuade them to participate. The percentage of households in a sample that are successfully interviewed – the response rate – has fallen dramatically. At Pew Research, the response rate of a typical telephone survey was 36% in 1997 and is just 9% today. The general decline in response rates is evident across nearly all types of surveys, in the United States and abroad. At the same time, greater effort and expense are required to achieve even the diminished response rates of today. These challenges have led many to question whether surveys are still providing accurate and unbiased information [....]
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Ride of Silence
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The Ride of Silence is a free ride that asks its cyclists to ride no faster than 12 mph, wear helmets, follow the rules of the road and remain silent during the ride. There are no sponsors and no registration fees. The ride, which is held during National Bike Month, aims to raise the awareness of motorists, police and city officials that cyclists have a legal right to the public roadways. The ride is also a chance to show respect for and honor the lives of those who have been killed or injured.
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Sugar makes you stupid: Study shows high-fructose diet...
A new UCLA rat study is the first to show how a diet steadily high in fructose slows the brain, hampering memory and learning — and how omega-3 fatty acids can counteract the disruption. The peer-reviewed Journal of Physiology publishes the findings in its May 15 edition.
"Our findings illustrate that what you eat affects how you think," said Fernando Gomez-Pinilla, a professor of neurosurgery at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA and a professor of integrative biology and physiology in the UCLA College of Letters and Science. "Eating a high-fructose diet over the long term alters your brain's ability to learn and remember information. But adding omega-3 fatty acids to your meals can help minimize the damage."
While earlier research has revealed how fructose harms the body through its role in diabetes, obesity and fatty liver, this study is the first to uncover how the sweetener influences the brain.
The UCLA team zeroed in on high-fructose corn syrup, an inexpensive liquid six times sweeter than cane sugar, that is commonly added to processed foods, including soft drinks, condiments, applesauce and baby food. The average American consumes more than 40 pounds of high-fructose corn syrup per year, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
"We're not talking about naturally occurring fructose in fruits, which also contain important antioxidants," explained Gomez-Pinilla, who is also a member of UCLA's Brain Research Institute and Brain Injury Research Center. "We're concerned about high-fructose corn syrup that is added to manufactured food products as a sweetener and preservative."[Better write this down]
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Christopher Doyon, a.k.a. Commander X, sits atop a hillside in an undisclosed location in Canada, watching a reporter and photographer make their way along a narrow path to join him, away from the prying eyes of law enforcement.
It’s been a few weeks of encrypted emails back and forth, working out the security protocol to follow for interviewing Doyon, one of the brains behind Anonymous, now a fugitive from the FBI.
Doyon, who readily admits taking part in some of the highest-profile hacktivist attacks on websites last year — from Tunisia to Orlando, Sony to PayPal — was arrested in September for a comparatively minor assault on the county website of Santa Cruz, Calif., where he was living, in retaliation for the town forcibly removing a homeless encampment on the courthouse steps.
The “virtual sit-in” lasted half an hour. For that, Doyon is facing 15 years in jail.
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Dorks? B-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Just wait 'til Mr "Eye of the Tiger" and his friend, Don "Roboto" get here. In case that doesn't frighten you, here's a summary of the story behind the "song" Mr Roboto:
"The song tells part of the fictitious story of Robert Orin Charles Kilroy (ROCK), in the rock opera Kilroy Was Here. The song is performed by Kilroy (as played by keyboardist Dennis DeYoung), a rock and roll performer who was placed in a futuristic prison for "rock and roll misfits" by the anti-rock-and-roll group the Majority for Musical Morality (MMM) and its founder Dr. Everett Righteous (played by guitarist James Young)."
BTW, is Sarah more of a Rock 'N Roll Misfit.. or a Majority for Musical Morality type?
"7 Things" was written by Cyrus, Antonina Armato, and Tim James, all of whom co-wrote Cyrus's hit single "See You Again" and a number of songs from Meet Miley Cyrus. Cyrus described the song as "therapy" for her, saying "[it goes] through all the different stages of what's been going on the past couple years." She said the song's lyrics are "Miley going through, like, 900 emotions while I'm trying to write a song." In the song, Cyrus "describes the pain of a recent breakup" by listing seven things that she hates about her ex-boyfriend. She accuses the subject of having feelings for another girl, shown in the line "You love me, you like her". At the end, she alternatively lists seven things she likes about him. Cyrus, in an interview with Ryan Seacrest, said of the song's subject: "I want them to be upset. That was my point." She also said that the song was "about who [...] they want it to be to." Of the Nick Jonas rumors, Cyrus said: "I think a lot of people do think it’s about Nick Jonas, and if they think it is, that’s fine, Nick is someone that was really important in my life, but I don’t hate him. It’s a good song and it’s fun and that's it." Nick Jonas said, "I think it’s funny. Honestly, I’m not insecure, my friends aren't jerks—so it can't be about me."
TOTALLY fits with this great PRINCE song. Called... 7.
All 7 and we’ll watch them fall
They stand in the way of love
And we will smoke them all
With an intellect and a savoir-faire
No one in the whole universe
Will ever compare
I am yours now and u are mine
And together we’ll love through
All space and time, so don’t cry
One day all 7 will die
Nick Jonas is one of the 7 who will die. For certain.
Sarah Palin Grrrrl,
I'm so glad you found your way back to the internet! I was worried about you for a little while, there -- Sarah was all over the news and you were nowhere to be found.
I don't know. I have never seen Sarah Palin Grrl around the dag office. I think Orlando is the only one to use the women's bathroom, although Genghis pops in there every once in a while, I assume simply to clean it.
This makes me wonder if Sarah Palin Grrl is really real, or is a character. I just have to say, that I find the adoption of characters on an already anonymous internet to be a demoralizing development that I deplore. Who wants to have a serious conversation with a character? I for one do not. So unless and until Sarah Palin Grrl comes over to my cubicle and chats me up, I will not be responding to her emoticon-laden Palindrone.
in your DREAMS farticledork!!!!!!
Palindrone! Love it. You have a way with word, sir.