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    DEAR SARAH PALIN: just say no to the haters!!!!!!!

    By SarahPalinGrrrrl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:23pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

    DEAR SARAH PALIN,

    i am writing 2u becuz i have been reading lots of stuff from media dorks Foot in mouth who hate u becuz ur beautiful and successful Kiss.

    i am beautiful too and i hope that one day i will be super successful like u but first i have to graduate high school. i know that u are SUPER TUFF AND COOL Cool and u don't care what those assbrains think but sometimes its hard when everyone is saying sh-t about you. like when ashley MEGABITCH schneider said that i slept with kurt hanson and then everyone said i was a slut and some ASSBITCH wrote HO on my locker even tho i didn't go all the way Innocent. but people don't care about the TRUTH!!!!!!!! they just want to say sh-t becuz they think other people will think they r cool.

    anyway i am trying to be strong like u but sometimes u just need a grrrrlfriend to say like U R THE BEST, GRRRRRL!!!!!!! KissKiss so that's why i'm writing becuz u r like a grrrrlfriend to me even tho u don't know me and i know that U R THE BEST!!!!! i'm also thinking lots and lots of positive thoughts and i know that u can feel them so that's also why i'm writing this letter so that you know where all the positive energy is coming from. but i had to save a little positive energy for myself becuz of the locker incident and becuz my bitch-from-hell teacher mrs. carmichael gave me an F on my book report about ur biography becuz she said i can't do a book report for a book except if its already written. but that's stupid becuz i know what it's going to be about anyway. and guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!? she gave NERDBOY wally lipschitz an A+ becuz he wrote about obama's book and that just proves that she's racist against alaska people!!!!!!!!!!

    but also u shouldn't worry about what people say becuz they r full of HATE!!!!!! Yell that's becuz they r ugly nerds like wally and when they were in high school people used to flush their heads in the toilet and stuff. and then they all went to SNOBVILLE colleges and they pretended that they weren't nerds anymore but they were still nerds only everyone they were with were nerds too. so then when a HOT GRRRRL like u who didn't go to SNOB U. and who got kicked out of college one or two times and who totally won a beauty contest WAS ALMOST THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, they're just TOTALLY jealous inside and they say mean stuff becuz they're just mad about all the chocolate swirlies they had in school. like that MEGADORK david loserman. u can tell that he was that annoying nerd who always made dumb jokes in global studies and he prolly got swirlied six times a day like he was getting waterbored or something but totally grosser!!!!

    also don't listen to those NERDASSES who say that ur a quitter just becuz u only were governor for 2 and a half years. they r just stuck in their convention thinking that governors have to be for 4 years. DUHHH!!! Undecided u have lots and lots of important things to do for the country like to find someone who can write ur book with u so then i can write a book report for real. and also u have to run for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES becoz even though its not yet u have to study first!!!!

    so i have to go now becuz miley cyrus said that she was sad on twitter Cry so i have to send her some positive energy but i will send u more tomorrow so be ready.

     

    YOUR BEST FRIEND EVRRRRRR!!! HUGS OOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO,

    SARAHPALINGRRRRL!!!!!!!!!

     

    ps i made a sarah palin tribute page with all the best videos of u EVRRRR!!! i know that u will LOVE IT!!!

    GOOOOOOOO SARRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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    Bill Kristol, is that you?


    by Orlando on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:44pm

    OMG! DORK CITY!!!!!! even i have to admit that some of people who love sarah like me are still TOTAL FREAKS!!!

    by SarahPalinGrrrrl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 4:21pm

    Dorks? B-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Just wait 'til Mr "Eye of the Tiger" and his friend, Don "Roboto" get here. In case that doesn't frighten you, here's a summary of the story behind the "song" Mr Roboto:

    "The song tells part of the fictitious story of Robert Orin Charles Kilroy (ROCK), in the rock opera Kilroy Was Here. The song is performed by Kilroy (as played by keyboardist Dennis DeYoung), a rock and roll performer who was placed in a futuristic prison for "rock and roll misfits" by the anti-rock-and-roll group the Majority for Musical Morality (MMM) and its founder Dr. Everett Righteous (played by guitarist James Young)."

    BTW, is Sarah more of a Rock 'N Roll Misfit.. or a Majority for Musical Morality type?


    by quinn esq on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:18pm

    "7 Things" was written by Cyrus, Antonina Armato, and Tim James, all of whom co-wrote Cyrus's hit single "See You Again" and a number of songs from Meet Miley Cyrus. Cyrus described the song as "therapy" for her, saying "[it goes] through all the different stages of what's been going on the past couple years." She said the song's lyrics are "Miley going through, like, 900 emotions while I'm trying to write a song." In the song, Cyrus "describes the pain of a recent breakup" by listing seven things that she hates about her ex-boyfriend. She accuses the subject of having feelings for another girl, shown in the line "You love me, you like her". At the end, she alternatively lists seven things she likes about him. Cyrus, in an interview with Ryan Seacrest, said of the song's subject: "I want them to be upset. That was my point." She also said that the song was "about who [...] they want it to be to." Of the Nick Jonas rumors, Cyrus said: "I think a lot of people do think it’s about Nick Jonas, and if they think it is, that’s fine, Nick is someone that was really important in my life, but I don’t hate him. It’s a good song and it’s fun and that's it." Nick Jonas said, "I think it’s funny. Honestly, I’m not insecure, my friends aren't jerks—so it can't be about me."


    by SarahPalinGrrrrl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:56pm

    TOTALLY fits with this great PRINCE song. Called... 7. Wink

     

    All 7 and we’ll watch them fall

    They stand in the way of love

    And we will smoke them all

    With an intellect and a savoir-faire

    No one in the whole universe

    Will ever compare

    I am yours now and u are mine

    And together we’ll love through

    All space and time, so don’t cry

    One day all 7 will die

     

    Nick Jonas is one of the 7 who will die. For certain. Tongue out


    by quinn esq on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:01am

    Sarah Palin Grrrrl,

    I'm so glad you found your way back to the internet!  I was worried about you for a little while, there -- Sarah was all over the news and you were nowhere to be found.


    by Paige (not verified) on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:15am