Maiello's Book-Almost Hits the Metaphorical Stands
Miami Fans Mistakenly Chant "Let's Go Eat" During Playoff Game
This is another boring chapter. It’s just a list Noah’s kids and grandkids and great grandkids who founded seventy nations between them, including a bunch of “ites” (Canaanites, Jebusites, Amorites, Girgashites, Hivites, Overbites, Arkites, Sinites, Arvadites, Uptites, and Chamathites) and a few “ims” (Ludim, Anamim, Wetdrim, Lehabhim, Naftuchim, Pathrusim, Casluchim, Caphtorim, and Shavincrim). I didn’t count seventy, but that’s what the Great Rabbi says, and he is one wise counter.
There is one line, however, that makes the whole chapter worth reading:
Nimrod was a mighty trapper before God. There is thus a saying, “Like Nimrod, a mighty trapper before God!”
As the Great Rabbi has written, “Behold the Torah, the magnificent prose of the Lord. No mortal scribe may rival his infinite pith!”