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    Jesus Christ sees vision of himself on tortilla

    FRESNO – Jesus Christ Almighty was making himself and his followers a quick bite to eat when he noticed something amazing – he could see himself on the tortilla he had just made.

    “It was really something,” said Christ, 37. “I mean, Jesus, there I was, looking right back at me.”

    Christ said that once news of the tortilla came out, thousands of believers have visited his home daily.

    “They don’t seem interested in my words and deeds so much, but they freakin’ lose it when they think they see a vision of me on a food product,” said Christ, a confirmed bachelor. “Go figure.”

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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