dear mr. david lecherman...i mean letterman !!!!!

u are the creepiest perv EVERRRRRRRRRRR!!! except for maybe this freak . he's like a 15 out of 10 on the perv scale and ur like 14.5. LOLOLOLOL!!!! ur even worse than my math teacher mr arnack who has hair totally coming out of his ears and his nose and once i found a booger on my paper that i got back from him and almost totally puked my guts out. and then i made my friend joshua burn the paper with gasoline but the grass got on fire and joshua's hair got burned and stank for a week.

anyway, mr. david letterman, ur creepy and stupid  and none of my friends EVER watch you and the only reason that i know about your creepy pukoramic video is because its on lena-the-liberal-loser's facebook page. when i saw it i totally UNfriended her for like 6 hours but then i had to friend her again to see if kurt hanson (xoxoxoxoxox) wrote on her wall. so then i had to watch ur video again even tho it makes me gag. i'm putting it here so that u can see how totally CREEPY u look like when u talk about having sex with sarah palin's 14-year-old daughter!!!!!!!

guess what mr. lecherman, U R NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! the only person who is less funny than u is that bald dork on ur show who always kisses ur old wrinkly ass. LOLOLOLOL!!!! ur like the two old guys on the muppets who who think that ur funny but ur just dumb old farts. why don't u move to ass-achusetts and get married!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

here is the other one where u call sarah a slut!!!!!!!!! sarah is totally not a slut. she and todd are totally in LOVE and she would never do it with anyone else ever except if she has to for world peace after she is president.  you are just jealous b/c sarah is totally hot  and u r a wrinkly OLD MAN !!!!! when sarah is president she will totally BAN UR SHOW but no one will care and then u will be on "i'm a celebrity, get me out of here" and u and the bald guy will have to eat dogsh-t and stuff  and then u will still lose. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and here is the one after sarah kicked ur wrinkly ass and u had to apologize to the whole world and now everyone knows that you are a creepy pervy perv and no one will ever watch ur show ever again!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! SHE TOTALLY SHOWED YOU!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012!!!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!

xxx ooo,

SPG

ps if u r not too wussy then i would totally go on ur show and say this to ur face and you would try to make some dumb joke but everyone would boo because u r so not funny and then i would be hired to be a HOT politics commenter on FOX NEWS !!!!!! here is where u can see what an AWESOME politics commenter i am!!!!!