Pardon me and these turkey headlines …

… Barack Obama to refuse Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkey, will instead send it to NYC for trial.

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… Barack Obama to wait to pardon Thanksgiving turkey until it reveals its real birth certificate.

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… Barack Obama to pardon Thanksgiving Turkey, but only after mandating it to buy insurance from CIGNA first.

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… Barack Obama’s attempts to pardon Thanksgiving turkey thwarted by Joe Lieberman-led filibuster.

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… On his latest show, Glenn Beck discovered that the Thanksgiving Turkey said it had more wisdom than some white-meat turkey. White House unsure if it will get pardon

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… Barack Obama to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey. In other news, Rod Blagojevich changes name to “Thanksgiving Turkey.”

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… The GOP has complained that Barack Obama is spending too much time dithering over decision to kill turkey.

–WKW