LA LA LAND - Former Alaska Governor and current multi-millionaire Sarah Palin, noting that she has received less attention in the past few days due to the scandals surrounding Tiger Woods, has announced that she will be hiring Kenyan Pastor Thomas Muthee - her personal witch doctor - to remove the demonic spirits from Woods.

“I, Sarah Palin, feel bad for Tiger Woods and the demons that are taking attention away from me,” said Palin, wearing a T-shirt that said “Touch this T-shirt for $10!” “What’s important to me, right now, is that Sarah Palin is able to connect with God through Pastor Muthee, and relieve these Demons from Tiger Woods. Once Tiger is whole again, more focus can be placed on me, Sarah Palin.”

Many political experts have pointed out that this is just the latest example of GodWink’s Law by Palin. GodWink’s Law is defined as:

1) As a political discussion involving God gets more media coverage, the probability of Sarah Palin making herself part of the story approaches 1.

and;

2) As other stories capture the public interest, the probability of Sarah Palin thrusting herself into the news approaches 1.

Palin has denied using GodWink’s Law in the Tiger Woods case, and said she firmly believes that Pastor Muthee can help both Woods and herself.

“Pastor Muthee has led me through some of the hardest times of my life, and he’ll get me through this,” said Palin, standing by a sign offering “Winks for $25.” “Soon, all will be well with Tiger, and my book sales will be back where they should be, you betcha.”

–WKW

Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles