THE DAYLY WEB LINES OF THE YEAR (SO FAR!)

MILLER'S GRIZZLED LANGUARS

I recently came upon some strange strange lines on the internet; from Huffpo to National Geographic to Alternet to...!

There is no reason; no logic in this presentation.

These lines just had me laughing out loud.

Not much more info necessary.

Researchers working in Indonesia:

But upon viewing the photos, the researchers were shocked to see extremely rare Miller’s Grizzled Langurs, which until now have never been photographed...

Although the primates appear in several thousand of the recent images, the researchers have yet to determine how many individual langurs have actually been discovered. The next step? Sort through the photos, return to the forest, and begin counting monkeys

HOWARD FINEMAN:

If Newt Gingrich comes to mind, that was exactly what Santorum intended on CNN the other night. He all but said it out loud: Newt, you might become the nominee, you might even become president, but you're still a jagoff.

Dr. Keith Ablow (ghost writer for Glenn Beck):

Conclusion: When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.

           PS: HUFFPO HEADLINE:

          GINGRICH SCORES WITH WOMEN VOTERS!

PRESIDENT SUBPOENAED

A (Georgia State) judge has ordered President Barack Obama to appear in court in Atlanta for a hearing on a complaint that says Obama isn’t a natural-born citizen and can’t be president.

GINGRINCH:

As Speaker of the House, Gingrich introduced the “Drug Importer Death Penalty Act of 1996.”

Gingrich, an admitted dope-head in the old days decided that anyone caught with more that two ounces of Maryjane would be executed.

I have made the decision that I love our children enough that we will kill you if you do this."

HEADLINE:

MAN MARRIES DEAD GIRLFRIEND IN JOINT FUNERAL AND WEDDING CEREMONY!

HEALINE:

IRAQ WANTS SADDAM'S BRONZE BUTT BACK!

CONCLUSION

So folks, when things are looking down, when everything appears to be going south:

JUST SORT THROUGH THOSE PHOTOS ONCE AGAIN, GO BACK TO THE FOREST AND BEGIN COUNTING YOUR MONKEYS. HAHAHAHAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQAMvmi1Zwk&feature=endscreen&NR=1