Kim's Critical First Minute Opening Line

    Trump: I'll know 'within the first minute' if North Korea is serious at summit meeting.

    I saw and envied your inauguration crowds, they were so huge, they were so much bigger than Obama's!

    I want you to denuclearize us, because of the wise teaching of you by your uncle from MIT you are smarter than so called experts!

    Dotard actually means great genius emperor in ancient Korean!

    My button is so puny next to yours, I am ashamed.

    Why have you not locked up Hillary, is it because you are the most gracious dictator!

    Your golden hair tells me you are gifted with great decisive gut power. 

    North Koreans are like you, we would never rob America's piggy bank!

    All Koreans love you and Rodman!

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