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    MY DING A LING

    By Richard Day on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 8:18pm |

    Ted Cruz, official portrait, 113th Congress.jpg

    Do you ever have it with somebody?

    We have two or three or ten countries within E PLURIBUS UNUM.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/cruz-obama-say-it-my-face-n465576I guess?

    INSULT ME TO MY FACE, PRESIDENT OBAMA!

    Well, I shall insult you Mr, Cruz; right now:

    THERE IT IS, Mr. Cruz.

    MY DING A LING.

    We will build a new church with Mr. Cruz:

    http://www.salon.com/2015/11/20/i_went_to_church_with_ted_cruz_he_is_building_an_army_of_young_christian_voters_in_iowa/

    We must protect ourselves from infidels:

    http://crooksandliars.com/2014/11/ted-cruz-hates-immigrants-so-much-his-new

    Now, of course Ted was born of a MONSTER  who fought along with the Cuban Castro in order to abolish capitalism.

    And yes, Ted was born in Canada.

    And yes, Ted claims to be a US citizen under shady and nefarious circumstances.

    And yet I am sure that Ted is not Muslim.

    And yet Ted appears to be a fibber:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cody-cain/ted-cruzs-claim-to-truth-_b_7930658.html 

    And this man screams and yells that our President hates AmericA!

    Just like Ben Stein:

    http://crooksandliars.com/2015/11/ben-stein-obama-hates-america-because-hes

    OH MY GOD I NEED YOU NOW

    http://www.salon.com/2015/11/20/ted_cruz_rallies_the_theocratic_troops_forms_a_national_prayer_team/

    PAT BUCHANAN AGREES WITH ALL THIS CRAP, OF COURSE!

    http://www.mediamatters.org/video/2015/11/20/pat-buchanan-what-is-wrong-with-preferring-pred/207014

    Folks like Dennis Miller pretend not to be birthers, but....

    http://www.salon.com/2015/11/19/fox_news_brings_back_obama_birther_lies_donald_trump_dennis_miller_and_the_revolting_post_paris_sliming_of_the_president/

    Why on God's Green Earth do I feel that they are all attempting to attack my ding a ling

    HELP

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

      

     

     

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    Yup.  Ted is a ding a ling.  

    Media seems to like him for his insanity.  

    Can you imagine having to listen to his voice giving the State of the Union Address?  It would be like a finger nails on a black board. 

    Well, it is 6 AM and I have to do some baking and figure out how I am going to get 10 lbs. of chicken leg quarters in to my freezer.  The turkey comes out Sunday night to thaw in the refrigerator for Thanksgiving. The leg quarters was from the food bank. I bought my turkey 10 days ago on sale and used a $5 coupon.  

    The ding a ling song made me laugh. 


    by trkingmomoe on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 6:32am

    You do this every year Momoe.

    You are the greatest turkey shopper we got!

    You have the greatest Thanksgiving Day ever!

    Your family is so very lucky to have such a fine chef in the kitchen!


    by Richard Day on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:42pm

    Cooking is a neutral subject to write about.  Global warming is going to change what we eat because some foods won't be available. It is going to really impact humans. 

    Ted Cruz has no idea how much goes into making ends meet.  His family just goes out and buys dinner depending on what they are in the mood for.  If something breaks, they get it fixed by someone else or get a new one.  People do all kinds of things for them. He has no idea what it would be like if he really did stand on his own two feet and do everything for himself.  He wants to tell me how to pull myself up by my boots straps.  Ha.  He hasn't got clue where to even find the bootstraps. He is a con artist that don't deserve the attention. He is an embarrassment to the country.  His ego lives in fantasy land. 


    by trkingmomoe on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 4:52pm

    Your words are so much more meaningful than all the rest. I wish these were the very words on an addendum to the Statue Of Liberty. He, and his ilk are clueless, but you said it better. 

    Thank you. 


    by CVille Dem on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 7:02pm

    I do not like you, Teddy Cruz

    I am glad that you are going to lose...

    Your childish rants, your bully baiting...

    Go piss your pants, go eat your hating!

    Unpatriotic - that is you.

    Unwelcome as a case of flu.

    You are not smart, but dumb instead...

    Green Eggs and Ham went over your head!

    Don't threaten or posture, just shut your yap.

    Do take a powder, do take a nap.

    Don't yell at our Man, Teddy Cruz,

    'Cause against the Prez, you're going to lose. 


    by CVille Dem on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 11:32am

    Great filibuster. ha

    Can you imagine what the repubs would be sayin if they discovered that my President's father fought along with Castro and that he was born in Canada?


    by Richard Day on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:39pm

    Driftglass on Ted and his pursuit of the GOP Base, from May 2015, pre-Donald Trump usurping The Base for himself:

    Life forms like Ted Cruz are the inevitable price the country is paying for the sin of Lee Atwater and the Southern Strategy -- the day the GOP decided to go went all-in the crazies, and all the respectable people in town reacted by looking the other way and/or finding a hippie to punish, Of course, fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of  raving idiots running the Party of Lincoln may speedily pass away.
     
    But I don't see that happening anytime soon.
     
    The amount of time and money plutocrats have sunk into turning America's yokels and snake handlers and dimwits and bigots into a Great Big Fucking Hammer has been mind-blowing, and what they have built with their money and influence is really a political engineering marvel: a self-contained, proudly ignorant, red-white-and-blue fascism, assembled right out in the open while being conspicuously ignored by virtually our entire elite American political media persons.
     

    by NCD on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:14pm

    I hereby render unto NCD the Dayly Pic of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site, given to all of NCD from all of me. hahahahahahahha


    by Richard Day on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:35pm

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    by Richard Day on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 12:36pm

    Ted Cruz


    by trkingmomoe on Sat, 11/21/2015 - 5:16pm

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