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    Our Adolescent Cultural Discourse or Twitter Me This

    When I was in Jr. High there was a fad. It was called Nosy Books.  Usually a legal pad they we passed around and in which we wrote down sill little things about ourselves.  We now currently have the high tech version of this called Twitter.  Now I will admit that it has played an important roll in certain situations as a communications medium. However I cannot help but wonder how it can have any positive effect on our cultural discourse to broadcast every little detail of ones life and/or physiology to the entire world. E. J Dione enumerates the point here.

    At what point do we decide that a political system has become decadent?

    The breaking point for me was the Anthony Weiner story. I mean, really. Perhaps it is old-fashioned, but I have been suspicious of politicians tweeting from the moment it became vogue. Do we really need to encourage them to limit their thoughts to 140 characters or make them think we want the same details about their lives that we expect from pop stars and marquee athletes?

    And now social networking has taken us where human nature always threatens to go: downward. Thus, the fastest- and loudest-talking member of the Democratic opposition is caught out for sending lewd pictures of himself to strangers. He lied about it, he finally came clean, and then he choked up.

    Weiner’s self-destruction is a terrible blow for cable television bookers and causes a certain sadness for liberals who are short of troops willing to take it to the other side from one five-minute news cycle to the next.

    All the negative adjectives being thrown Weiner’s way are justified. “Icky” will do.

    Indeed. At what point did everyone's indiscretions become some some cause de celebre to consume the national dialog ? Where this discourse mostly resembles what one would expect from some 8th graders during recess.

    Now, I am always wary of those who do what I’m about to do next: Take a tawdry sex scandal that people read about because we like to read about tawdry sex scandals, and then use it to make some larger point. But the Weiner episode struck me in a way the others have not. It marked the culmination of several months during which sideshows that also involved outrageous male behavior dominated news coverage—for starters, John Ensign and John Edwards—at a moment when our country’s future really is on the line. (Bill Clinton’s scandal played out when we were in very good shape, which is one reason he survived.)

    Add to this the political media’s tendency to prefer covering personalities that the media created in the first place (Sarah Palin and Donald Trump above all) to those taking the trouble of running for president and thinking through what they want to say.

    I have no particular sympathy for the political views of Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty or Rick Santorum, but at least they are doing the hard work of politics. Thus: Palin’s unusual comments about Paul Revere got far more attention than did Pawlenty’s economic speech this week. It fell to policy bloggers such as The Washington Post’s Ezra Klein to take Pawlenty’s ideas apart. Thus: Palin’s bus trip to the New Hampshire seacoast got at least as much attention as Romney’s announcement of a real, live candidacy.

    But it’s not all the media’s fault. Nor is this just about politicians who conduct themselves badly in their personal lives. Much of what passes for debate right now consists of irritable ideological gestures. The recent disappointing economic news has not changed the set-piece Washington deficit debate one bit. Big numbers are thrown around—Sen. Jon Kyl said Tuesday that Republican agreement to raising the debt ceiling would require $2.5 trillion in cuts—with little inquiry as to how such reductions would affect actual people, future economic growth or our capacity to invest in ourselves. Ah, but trying to answer such questions would distract us from the Weiner story.

    I would like to think this is all nothing but some theatrical diversion.  After all there was a time when this kind of thing would never gotten beyond some supermarket tabloid. Because if it's not we really are in trouble as a culture. And maybe we should become a protectorate of some other country for our own good. Like maybe New Zealand or Papua New Guinea.

     

     

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    Oh, well now.... listen to Old-Man-Come-Down-The-Mountain-Fulla-Wisdom-And-Experience to tell us alllll what it was like back in the last millennia and such.

    Well I was there as well, Mr Chest-Hair von Patoot, and lemme tell you, it damn sure wasn't ALWAYS this way. At all. 

    On the contrary, from about '65-'73 was a golden age. Why, there was Aretha, Dylan, the Stones, Jefferson Airplane, Hendrix, and those kids from Liverpool, you remember them, the Beatles.

    Why, it was NUTHIN' like today.

    *spits*

    What were we arguing agin'?

    *pauses*

    *swishes tabackey fluids about*

    *spits agin*

    Bah. And like my Daddy always said, "That little Genghis kid is no good. Just you wait and see. I don't care if he brings his own basketball, keep him the fuck offa the property."

    Then he spat as well.

    Truer words.


    All that comes to mind is Reese Witherspoon!

    Ah....she's over 18, right?


    Let's start a petition requesting that Reese Witherspoon tweet pictures of HER junk. 

    Only seems fair.

    I'm tired of putting up with all these tweets of Weiners in jockeys or Jockey weiners or whatever.

    WE WANT REESE!! WE WANT REESE!!

    Hell, she can wear jockeys for all I care.  

    Long as there are no weiners in sight.

     

    The End.


    Holy hell, Dick! I went looking for pictures of our Reese in her undies, just in case she had accidentally tweeted them to a male admirer! And what did I find! 

    THOUSANDS OF LADIES TWEETING THEIR JUNK!

    AND ALL OF THEM MUCH, MUCH HOTTER THAN CHUBBY WEINER-BOY FROM NYC.! 

    LOOK! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS "CLICK" THE "LINK"!!! 

    DO IT, DICK! DO IT!!! CLICK THE LINK! THE THING IN RED!!

    APPARENTLY, IT'S CALLED "PORN" AND LOTS OF LADIES DO IT, AND (YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS NEXT PART!!! IT IS SOOOOOO GREAT!).... SINCE THEY'RE NOT IN POLITICS, THEY CAN'T LOSE THEIR JOBS FROM SHOWING THEIR WEINERS! OR THEIR REASONABLE FACSIMILES. OR WHATEVERS. YOU KNOW. LADIES TWEETER BITS.

    ANYWAY, MANY INTERNET-SAVVY MALES SPEND ALMOST AS MUCH TIME "PORNING" AS THEY DO TWEETING! 

    OUR MODERN WORLD!

    FULL OF AMAZING AMAZEMENTS!!!

    LARRY WILL BE SOOOO EXCITED!

    NOW HOW DO I TURN THESE CAPITAL LETTERS AND BOLDS OFF?

    DAMN.

    NO, THAT'S NOT DOING IT.

    OH FUCK. NOW I'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET.

    AND JUST WHEN I DISCOVERED PORN.

    SHIT.


    I tell ya what....hahahahahahahahahah

    I never understood this underwear thingy from the Victorian 19th century.

    But what we have here is a case of stimulus/response.

    Whatever gets your rocks off!

    With all this free porn on the net....why the hell would you purchase anything?

    I mean that is what they tell me.

    Oh...and Reese is a goddess of the first order. Unless of course Amy Adams showed up for breakfast!

    Jesus H. Christ....I gotta get to confession!


    You've got me laughing outloud! Great way to end the day...


    hahhaahahahahaha

    He is kind of funny! hahahahah


    Hillarious. Thank you.


    Another day.... new junk.

    Ain't life grand? ;-)


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