The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age

    Private bankers and swimming pool orgies

    By nothere on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:02pm |

    It seems to me that everyone (where everyone is, generally, "the Media") has chosen to go mute on the sex angle.

    Seriously, everyone: the Republican nominee for President speaks at the home of a private banker (you remember bankers, right, peanut gallery? the ones who screwed, basically, the entire world a few years ago?) who throws or allows or hosts orgies in his pool at the Hamptons...I take it the radio silence is some sort of modesty?

    Questions:

    What was the ratio of penises to vaginas?

    Was it het-on-het, or were multi-organed pansexuals allowed in?

    Was permission obtained from any animals in attendance? If not, were any harmed?

    Was protection used? If so, what sort? IUDs? Johnny-caps?

    Complimentary, full-body latex and gas masks, along with full-body shaving and baby powder, handed out at the door?

    But most importantly:

    Where are the pictures? Because there are always pictures.

    Thankfully, it appears that the Republicans have lost the ability to do background checks on their money.

    Comments

    There is the definitional problem with the word 'orgy'.

    MARGIN CALL

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margin_Call_(film)

     

    I mean this film really documents an orgy!

     

     

     


    by Richard Day on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:49pm