JUMP TO JANUARY 30TH, 2017

President Trump choked to death, choking on some shrimp aperitif at one of his hotels on Thursday last week. 

The deceased really choked on his own vomit, but it was better for the country that
the doctors centered in on the aperitif. The CIA denied any involvement.

The nation mourned this death for 48 hours while his Vice-President, Sarah Palin took over the 'chains' of government. (her words, not mine)

President Palin, who had to repeat the Oath to the Chief Justice three times before he was sure she got it right, called for a joint meeting of the Congress of the United Statesof America the next day. The date for her speech was set for February 2, 2017.

With the proper introduction given by the person who usually performs such an intro President Palin took to the dais.

The applause was riveting.

Those in the bleachers were exceptionally emotional with the exception of some Black guy who booed. (This man was carried outside and never heard from again)

The speech began:

I stand before all of you as an American (even though my parents sought health care from Canada at one time!)

And on this great National Holiday called Ground Hog's Day, I stand in front of you all.

And let me underline that America is for Americans.

South America and Central America are certainly good countries (for the most part) but THIS IS THE REAL AMERICA!

I come to you as a real American, hopeful in America as an ideal and hopeful that we,like Columbus will once again find the real America.

President Trump had a road map for this country that did not rely on Google or Yahoo or any other commie link.

President Trump had ideas 

And I shall seek to actualize those ideas with new ideas.

Here are some of my nominations for the US Department Stores, since President Trump had no opportunity to present these nominations to Congress for affirmation although I think only the Senate counts in these types of proceedings, I would ask for confirmation from all three houses of Congress.

I am asking for confirmation of the following appointees:

Rand Paul as Secretary of the Defensive.

Rand is a good man and would allow Allah to decide the internal problems in the Mideast.

The Mideast Nation will have to figure out the messes it created in the first place!

(The repub side of the Congressional population rose with unanimous applause!) 

(The Dems just sat on their thumbs, tweeting and pissing in their pants!)

I told Ron that we must carpet bomb and not rug bomb, as it were.

Rand Paul, agreed.

I hereby nominate Chris Christie as Secretary of Immigrates and Naturals and Governor Christie agreed to appoint as his right hand man, the CEO of FDS or whatever so that we might implant all immigrants with computer thingys that will tell us where in the hell these people are at all times.

Chris agreed, and this nickname for a Jesus character is so important for those who really believe that our nation is one nation UNDER GOD!

I hereby nominate Ted Nugent as my communication executive; this is a man who can see enemies of our nation without even seeing them.

Ted is my friend and a good man with a guitar or a gun.

I hereby nominate Ann Coulter as my Secretary of Housing, or whatever. We do not need to house the disreputable as a nation and we need to dehouse so many peoples who really hate this country.

I hereby nominate Mr. Madoff (following a full and final redemption) as head of the
SEC so that he might help us in helping this nation finally aid in the capitalization 
of capital so that we always know when a sentence begins. Who else would understand
the real problems regarding investment in this nation?

I propose a new governmental department called: I LOVE JESUS AND WE SHALL HONOR NO OTHER GODS DEPARTMENT.

I hereby nominate former Governor Mike Hucklebee for this new department, after abolishing the IRS.

Any person, corporation or partnership that espouses the end of Jesus shall be flailed and/or tortured and/or made fun of.....

THE NIGHTMARES BEGIN

GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!