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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Dance, Tucker! Dance!

Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson’s greatest journalistic achievement.

News/Politics

La Barbie Caught: One of Mexico’s most notorious drug lords has been caught! Also, applications now being accepted for Notorious Mexican Drug Lord. Apply at the FBI. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Tipping the Cow

Alan Simpson
Alan Simpson’s opinion of Social Security and those that accept it.

News/Politics

Pakistan Floods: The watery nightmare continues unabated.

NYC Cabbie Stabbed: Make no mistake, this was a text book hate crime. But what set Michael Enright off? [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – A Pee-Wee Protest

Protest this!
You just aren’t American if you aren’t protesting something.

News/Politics

More Bad Eggs: Remember, if you’re going to make an omelet, you’re going to have to give a few thousand people salmonella.

CIA Interrogation Tapes: If you want to make sure torture tapes are eliminated, make sure you check under the desk. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Raptor Jesus Edition


Nowhere in the bible does it say that Jesus isn’t a raptor.

News/Politics

Pakistan: A slow-moving tsunami wrecks havoc, as help is slow to come.

John McCain – Winner: Say what you will about John McCain’s flip-flopping, but it will lead him to six more years in the Senate. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Taxing Your Faith

gold churches
When you have the money to paint your churches gold, you have enough money to pay income tax, says I.

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Freedom isn’t free. So why is freedom of religion tax-free? At my latest post at “Alan Colmes Presents Liberaland,” I take a look at whether it’s time to pull the non-profit rug from underneath Churches. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Kill All Babies Edition

Terror Baby
Don’t say you weren’t warned about blood-thirsty terror babies.

News/Politics

Terror Babies: Texas State Rep. Debbie Riddle believes there is a plot involving pregnant women from other countries traveling to America as tourists to give birth, and then raising the babies as terrorists. These are the death throes of a Republic. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Mad As Hell, Not Taking It Anymore Edition


Video of Steven Slater quitting his job at JetBlue. Yes, Faye Dunaway was there.

News/Politics

Google: The data will explode. And the Mayans will be correct. Also, Google goes to the dark side. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – It’ll blow your face off


Why blogging is better than spitting fire: My face almost never bursts into flames.

August 10, 2010:

News/Politics

Census Bureau Returns Cash: Counting people isn’t as expensive as first anticipated. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – All Coked-Up Stimulus Monkey Edition

William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 6, 2010

Coked-up stimulus monkey

Weekend Forecast: Partly cloudy with sporadic outbursts of Coked-up Stimulus Monkeys. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 4, 2010


If Bill Cosby would just remember that he made “Leonard Part 6,” maybe he’d rethink his stance on living.

News/Dinosaurs

Iran: Many an Iranian will look back to this day as the day someone almost killed Ahmadinehad. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 3, 2010


Despite early failures such as the one above, Jake Tapper has still managed to achieve lofty status in the D.C. media world. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – August 2, 2010

Vampire Baby. Yes, we've come to that.
Vampire Babies. Yes, we’ve reached the point of a demand for Vampire Babies. I just have to believe these are the death throes of a dying fad.

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Is anyone really talking that much about the Pentagon’s inability to account for $8.7 billion in Iraqi reconstruction funds? [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – July 30, 2010

Basil Marceaux for Governor. Have a nice day. (Via Mario Piperni)

News/Politics

Redemption: Just because Tony Hayward was at the helm when British Petroleum dumped millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico doesn’t mean it’s his fault. You jerks. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – July 29, 2010


Look on the bright side – at least the Gulf of Mexico now looks super-bitchin’ under UV lighting.

News/Politics

Arizona Immigration Law: A federal judge strikes down parts of Arizona’s Illegal immigration law, meaning Jan Brewer will spend more of the state’s money on lawyers. And John McCain has a sad. [Read more]

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – July 27, 2010

 


Paul Briggs does an outstanding imitation of how the Obama Administration handled the Shirley Sherrod video nontroversy. [Read more]

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