I was hoping DDay would do this, but I’ll step up to the plate. I will pretend to care about the substantive issues:
1. Will she live up to expectations (I’m saying meh)
2. Will the dvd be shown? Probably not.
3. Will DJT end up suing her for millions?
4. Will Melania divorce him after this? No. (I think he is holding Barron hostage)
5. Will it matter to his base? Ha!