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REX VISIGOTHIS:"I believe in less than enough feed, just enough speed, more than enough weed, and way too much pussy"

BERNARD EIBER: "You write like a god"

KATHY SISSON: "You fuck like a god"

SUZANNE FARRELL: "Someone had to be eliminated, and poor Roger was the most expendable"

VANESSA FARRELL: "You have such a pretty dick"

MY SISTER: "He wasn't always like this...you should have seen him before all the acid.  My God, he's a Woodrow Wilson Fellow!"

MY MOTHER: "So I told his father, 'Look Manny, let's don't kid ourselves.  All he really wants to do is get high and get laid..."

 

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Jollyroger admits that he did work his way through stripper school as a lawyer, but since graduating he has rehabilitated himself, and profits no longer from the misfortune of his brothers, but from the lust of his sisters instead. He is currently on the 60 day DL (too fat); Until he is called back up to the show, he is temping as an inventor.

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Can we have Michelle after Hillary? (It would help with the Bernie-Sads....)

 

If we eat our meat, as it were, may we have the pudding?

 

Michelle Obama has been setting off fireworks for a while, as far as I've been concerned, but it is painfully evident that the former first lady president we really need is Mrs. Obama

 

Check her out:

 

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Help Wanted: GoFundMe sponsor.."Pay Trump victims' penalties"

 

I solicit herewith a civic minded troublemaker who would like to be sued by Donald Trump.

 

Your assignment, should you accept it:

 

To open a GoFundMe campaign the goal of which would be to raise cash to hold harmless any Trump victims who have settled their lawsuits under a nondisclosure clause.  

 

Likewise, to indemnify any harm that might befall a person who is bound by one of his odious "Non disparagement" clauses.   

 

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the fall of a great house

It could turn out to be a mistake if one has skeletons in ones closet to invite scrutiny of the same.

 

Notwithstanding his gargantuan appetite for publicity Donald Trump may have, through his  profound vanity, underestimatedthe criminal and financial exposures accumulated in 30 years of playing fast and loose.

 

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When invited by HRC to google in rebuttal of Trump Truthiness, may the moderator accept the invitation along with the public?

Somewhere or other I have urged google access, and now I see that HRC is seeking such by proxy.

 

How Stupid.

 

Why are not all three, moderator, Clinton and Trump on a three way hookup that is itself on a jumbotron, so everyone is playing in the same sandbox, everyone can see the questions (and answers) and link trails in real time.

 

Digit up, people!

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Why is there a live audience at the debate on Monday? Should there be?

 

Mark Cuban, as an honored guest of HRC, will be in the front row Monday night.

 

Prediction markets place the likelihood that he will heckle Trump if things are not going well for Hillary at 72%..

 

I make it a lock.

 

On a larger note, it certainly was not historically a "given" that there would be any audience at all.

 

I think it gives Trump too much opportunity to dodge and duck.

 

I'm against it.

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Cherchez la femme...

New details mention a trip to Quetta, Pakistan (parenthetically the seat of the Quetta Shura...) by Rahami, where he met and GOT MARRIED TO a local girl.  (well, the way they do it, he got married to and then met...)

 

After that trip, say his compadres, he became markedly devout, you know the rest of the story.

 

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Donald Trump, Low T Candidate

One of the few "hard facts" (see what I did there?) that snuck out from Trump's recent foray into medical transparency, was his total blood testosterone level, viz:

441

In his smirking interchange, Trump evinces satisfaction in being informed by Mehmet Oz (who I will not dignify with the customery honorific...) that this is "very good."

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Short G4S stock! Orlando shooter unleashed by same people who set dogs loose at Standing Rock

Call it a bad week for G4S.

 

G4S is one of those companies generally called "contractors" when private security behemoths are referenced.

 

In a really, really bad, terrible no-good week for their Vice President for Public Relations, G4S employees made the news for two reasons.

 

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