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REX VISIGOTHIS:"I believe in less than enough feed, just enough speed, more than enough weed, and way too much pussy"

BERNARD EIBER: "You write like a god"

KATHY SISSON: "You fuck like a god"

SUZANNE FARRELL: "Someone had to be eliminated, and poor Roger was the most expendable"

VANESSA FARRELL: "You have such a pretty dick"

MY SISTER: "He wasn't always like this...you should have seen him before all the acid.  My God, he's a Woodrow Wilson Fellow!"

MY MOTHER: "So I told his father, 'Look Manny, let's don't kid ourselves.  All he really wants to do is get high and get laid..."

 

Biography

Jollyroger admits that he did work his way through stripper school as a lawyer, but since graduating he has rehabilitated himself, and profits no longer from the misfortune of his brothers, but from the lust of his sisters instead. He is currently on the 60 day DL (too fat); Until he is called back up to the show, he is temping as an inventor.

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Trump: "My lie insults your intelligence? A feature, not a bug"

 

Ever since Deadbeat Donald advanced his demonstrably bullshit evasions around his  "Megan was on the rag" tweet I have puzzled over how to understand his followers willingness eagerness to believe palpable, flaming, lies.

 

In a recent instance where a Trump follower emulates the maestro, purporting to ask us to believe that "Jew-Ess-A "chanted with vigorous hostility at a Trump rally press pen was NOT meant in any way to refer to Jewish people.  You really must read the article to fully appreciate his chutzpah.

 

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It is mischief to hold a mirror up to ugly

A heroic angel who permits us one of those occasional moments of pride in the species is currently charged with criminal mischief in Canada because she provided water to thirsty animals on the way to slaughter.

Anita Krajnc gives pigs water near a slaughterhouse in Burlington, Ont. Krajnc is on trial charged with criminal mischief charge for her act.

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Anthony Weiner-Insupportable opprobrium, the operational definition

 

Glenn Thrush provides the most nuanced evaluation of the state of play as it currently exists, in the post surprise world of November

 

.http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/five-takeaways-from-comeys-october...

Along the way, he produces the finest  piece of writing I've seen an awhile--color me green-when he says

 

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Trump: My Mosul sneak attack advice was correct, because "cloaking"!

When the steaming entrails of his slaughtered campaign are fully sorted through, I really hope that Trump's remarkably stupid critiques of the pending Mosul operation stand out as causing every US veteran to vote against him and every Republican on the ticket (on grounds of contagious stupidity...)

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Can we have Michelle after Hillary? (It would help with the Bernie-Sads....)

 

If we eat our meat, as it were, may we have the pudding?

 

Michelle Obama has been setting off fireworks for a while, as far as I've been concerned, but it is painfully evident that the former first lady president we really need is Mrs. Obama

 

Check her out:

 

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Help Wanted: GoFundMe sponsor.."Pay Trump victims' penalties"

 

I solicit herewith a civic minded troublemaker who would like to be sued by Donald Trump.

 

Your assignment, should you accept it:

 

To open a GoFundMe campaign the goal of which would be to raise cash to hold harmless any Trump victims who have settled their lawsuits under a nondisclosure clause.  

 

Likewise, to indemnify any harm that might befall a person who is bound by one of his odious "Non disparagement" clauses.   

 

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the fall of a great house

It could turn out to be a mistake if one has skeletons in ones closet to invite scrutiny of the same.

 

Notwithstanding his gargantuan appetite for publicity Donald Trump may have, through his  profound vanity, underestimatedthe criminal and financial exposures accumulated in 30 years of playing fast and loose.

 

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When invited by HRC to google in rebuttal of Trump Truthiness, may the moderator accept the invitation along with the public?

Somewhere or other I have urged google access, and now I see that HRC is seeking such by proxy.

 

How Stupid.

 

Why are not all three, moderator, Clinton and Trump on a three way hookup that is itself on a jumbotron, so everyone is playing in the same sandbox, everyone can see the questions (and answers) and link trails in real time.

 

Digit up, people!

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