There are many ways to handle this problem.
How the hell can The Onion handle reality that is spliced with satire? Reality that is nothing but a joke?
I shall choose one or two of T-Rump's silliness.
So let us begin with T-Rump.
Like David or Solomon or a hundred Pharaohs (I always like to add that Pharaoh means the house of the king, but who gives a damn?) , the king had many wives and many concubines.