JUMP TO JANUARY 30TH, 2017
President Trump choked to death, choking on some shrimp aperitif at one of his hotels on Thursday last week.
The deceased really choked on his own vomit, but it was better for the country that
the doctors centered in on the aperitif. The CIA denied any involvement.
The nation mourned this death for 48 hours while his Vice-President, Sarah Palin took over the 'chains' of government. (her words, not mine)