- Uncanny ability to find the flaw in every solution.
- Favorite Quotes
- "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
- As a former new-age organic free-range rat farmer, I bring a unique perspective to my career as a guerilla accountant for a large multinational holistic defense contractor. In my precious spare time I engage in two hobbies -- celebrity impersonations and astral projection. As a community service, I also dabble in psychotherapy, providing marriage counseling to foreign taxicab drivers.
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