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I love you, Bushmaster .223. You truly make me a man

 

I never thought this could happen to me …

My life was an ordinary one. My wife had left me two years earlier, taking the kids. My job with the cable company was unsatisfying but it paid the bills. I went to the bar three or four times a week. I played poker once a week with some guys I really didn’t even like. I was a nobody.

Then I saw her.

I was at Walmart to pick up something to eat and maybe a puzzle. I had some time on my hands – ok, I always had time on my hands – and I wandered about the store. That’s where she called to me.

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Scientists discover human body will stop a bullet in a "legitimate" shooting

TEXAS – Scientists at the University of Texas-El Paso have discovered that the human body will deflect bullets in a “legitimate” shooting.

“We have seen that, when the human body is stressed out and about to be legitimately shot, the bullet will not harm them,” said Dr. Phil Gingrey. “The obvious conclusion is that people who do have a bullet enter their body actually want to be shot.”

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Why we women can’t have it all and should lower our expectations especially when it comes to men

We women have had a rough few decades. The modern woman has to worry about pleasing their man or finding a man. We have to worry about children. We have to worry about our jobs and vaginas. But it didn’t used to always be this way. Since the great feminist uprising came and washed away our self-respect and dignity, we women lived a far simpler existence. We indeed had it all.

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Fiscal Cliff will bring smallpox, forced incest & insects of above-average size

My friends, America was born some 450 years ago in 1776 and has the documentation to prove it. Now, America has an expiration date – Dec. 31, 2012.

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A Fox News Election Live-Blog? Yes, I am crazy enough to do that

For those interested, I'm doing a live-blog of Fox News Election coverage all day today. I will likely be in a home for the criminally insane tomorrow, but i do it for you.

--WKW

 

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Paul Ryan announces large charitable donation to ‘The Human Fund’

WASHINGTON — Stung by criticism over using a soup kitchen for a staged photo op that showed him washing dishes that were already clean, Vice-Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has announced he will be making a large donation to the

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Vote for Mitt Romney: Because the SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden lives in St. Louis, Mo.

My friends, the 2012 election is about choices. It is the choice between the out-of-control socialism of Barack Obama and the steady professional leadership of Mitt Romney. Also, the Navy SEAL who actually shot Osama bin Laden lives at 112 Ark St. in St. Louis, Mo.

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Mitt Romney's best friend is Jerry Sandusky (and other things I don’t really believe)

As a political blogger, I have long had a reputation as a pragmatic, level-headed fellow who often uses humor in lieu of shrillness. While I am proud of this reputation, it is one that has kept me from achieving the popularity I so rightly deserve. That is why, as of today, I will be changing my positions and attitudes to better take advantage of the current political atmosphere.

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By coming out of the closet, boxer Orlando Cruz proves himself a champion

Emile Griffith was one of the great boxers in the history of the game. Throughout his career, there were rumors regarding his sexuality. Those rumors came to a climax during Griffith’s third fight with Benny “Kid” Paret, who had spent the build-up of the fight taunting Griffith about these rumors.

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Brazilian girl auctioning off virginity for a documentary? I doubt it

It seems like every four years or so, a story or person comes to my attention. In 2008, it was Martin Eisenstadt. In 2012, so far, it’s “Virgins Wanted.”

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Blog entryIt is time to discuss racism and gender issues - provided Black people & women stay out of it William K. Wolfrum107 years 6 months ago
Blog entryThis is CNN William K. Wolfrum317 years 6 months ago
Blog entryLords of the Ring: Will Lebron, KD and Derrick Rose keep the rest of the NBA ring-less? William K. Wolfrum57 years 6 months ago
Blog entryWeb Austerity: It is time for the Internet to feel some pain William K. Wolfrum37 years 7 months ago
Blog entryWolfrum's Morning: My Humps William K. Wolfrum27 years 7 months ago
Blog entryLance Armstrong: The guy who lied about cheating William K. Wolfrum267 years 7 months ago
Blog entryAsk your doctor if Wolf Blitzer is right for you William K. Wolfrum157 years 7 months ago
Blog entryTop-10: Mitt Romney Vs. TV & Movie Rich People William K. Wolfrum47 years 8 months ago
Blog entryMan, 42, heartbroken as duck won’t give answer to marriage proposal William K. Wolfrum37 years 8 months ago
Blog entryFloyd Mayweather, Jr. regularly beats women - Cowardly Sportswriters regularly ignore it William K. Wolfrum27 years 8 months ago
Blog entryDavid Barton is a liar - this is what Thomas Jefferson really wanted William K. Wolfrum77 years 8 months ago
Blog entryKoch Brothers-funded Scientists create camel small enough to fit through eye of a needle William K. Wolfrum147 years 8 months ago
Blog entryBeating Romney will be the easy part for Barack Obama William K. Wolfrum147 years 8 months ago
Blog entryIntervention's Candy Finnigan - the last drink's on her at A&E's hit show William K. Wolfrum57 years 8 months ago
Blog entryPic proves Barack Obama elbowed James Harden in the head William K. Wolfrum117 years 8 months ago
Blog entryMitt Romney hates cookies – Just like Hitler, Manson and Castro William K. Wolfrum57 years 9 months ago
Blog entryOverstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne palling around with terrorists? William K. Wolfrum127 years 9 months ago
Blog entryMitt Romney announces he now has a Black friend William K. Wolfrum67 years 9 months ago
Blog entryRick Santorum declares War on the Wheel, fire & sliced bread William K. Wolfrum07 years 10 months ago
Blog entryCity to use the homeless as public toilets, trash cans William K. Wolfrum27 years 10 months ago
Blog entryRush Limbaugh & Overstock.com’s Patrick Byrne: Misogynists getting their due William K. Wolfrum47 years 10 months ago
Blog entryDead people talking politics William K. Wolfrum77 years 10 months ago
Blog entryAhmadinejad has breakfast , proving he's a double-Hitler and Iran must be attacked William K. Wolfrum37 years 10 months ago
Blog entryA Straight White Man’s Burden William K. Wolfrum117 years 11 months ago
Blog entryWomen Having Sex? Outlaw it. Problems solved William K. Wolfrum27 years 11 months ago

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