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Using advanced cryptological

Desider — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:42:04 +0000

Using advanced cryptological deciphering techniques placed on parallel processing distributed computers running bifurcative correlation algorithms along with probablistic semantic textual analysis, after a decade's efforts our scientists finally cracked the code:

it was Jesus' brother-in-law Olie.

(Yeah, I know, I know, who knew he even had a sister?)

What the bleeding hearts

acanuck — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:15:43 +0000

In reply to Tiberius: No investigations in Jesus Christ ‘Advanced Crucifixion Techniques’ case

What the bleeding hearts refuse to acknowledge is the wealth of crucial information obtained through advanced crucifixion techniques. In the case of Jesus, a single session of "board-boarding" yielded the name of a co-conspirator, one "Eloi," whom Jesus apparently expected to mount a last-minute rescue.

The Department of Imperial Security believes Eloi (who is still on the loose) and Jesus formed the high command of the dissident group, along with a mysterious third person who was its spiritual inspiration. Since the crucifixion, the group appears to have fragmented, with its followers reduced to just a few hundred million diehards.

Thanks for re posting this.

Flavius — Thu, 19 May 2011 15:33:59 +0000

In reply to Tiberius: No investigations in Jesus Christ ‘Advanced Crucifixion Techniques’ case

Thanks for re posting this.