Playing a round of golf with

Desider — Fri, 20 May 2011 20:26:24 +0000

In reply to Breaking: Rapture Came & Went Three Weeks Ago - No One Noticed

Playing a round of golf with Jains? That must have taken days, just to make sure they didn't step on an ant.

I once gave a golf cap to the Dalai Lama - he turned all giggly on me, quite a good sport. Probably has a decent handicap as well. Always take a Buddhist over a Jain for your tourney. They know what goes around comes around. I.e. you let them cheat, they'll let you cheat.

I'm actually pleased with Jesus' one-over-par. He's been off the circuit quite a while. Rapture or no, putting takes practice, and imagine not a lot of cameras and paparazzi following his every tic in heaven. Of course if he's going to win the Open, probably has to get a few of these guys whacked. In which case, I'd recommend a Sikh over a Buddhist - those guys know how to get things done.

From one duffer to another.

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