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Another day.... new

quinn esq — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:22:53 +0000

In reply to Hillarious. Thank you.

Another day.... new junk.

Ain't life grand? ;-)

Hillarious. Thank you.

Saladin — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 07:10:12 +0000

In reply to Holy hell, Dick! I went

Hillarious. Thank you.

hahhaahahahahahaHe is kind of

Richard Day — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 06:44:40 +0000

In reply to You've got me laughing

hahhaahahahahaha

He is kind of funny! hahahahah

You've got me laughing

stillidealistic — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 06:30:37 +0000

In reply to Holy hell, Dick! I went

You've got me laughing outloud! Great way to end the day...

I tell ya

Richard Day — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:45:26 +0000

In reply to Holy hell, Dick! I went

I tell ya what....hahahahahahahahahah

I never understood this underwear thingy from the Victorian 19th century.

But what we have here is a case of stimulus/response.

Whatever gets your rocks off!

With all this free porn on the net....why the hell would you purchase anything?

I mean that is what they tell me.

Oh...and Reese is a goddess of the first order. Unless of course Amy Adams showed up for breakfast!

Jesus H. Christ....I gotta get to confession!

Holy hell, Dick! I went

quinn esq — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 05:23:49 +0000

In reply to Let's start a petition

Holy hell, Dick! I went looking for pictures of our Reese in her undies, just in case she had accidentally tweeted them to a male admirer! And what did I find!

THOUSANDS OF LADIES TWEETING THEIR JUNK!

AND ALL OF THEM MUCH, MUCH HOTTER THAN CHUBBY WEINER-BOY FROM NYC.!

LOOK! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS "CLICK" THE "LINK"!!!

DO IT, DICK! DO IT!!! CLICK THE LINK! THE THING IN RED!!

APPARENTLY, IT'S CALLED "PORN" AND LOTS OF LADIES DO IT, AND (YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS NEXT PART!!! IT IS SOOOOOO GREAT!).... SINCE THEY'RE NOT IN POLITICS, THEY CAN'T LOSE THEIR JOBS FROM SHOWING THEIR WEINERS! OR THEIR REASONABLE FACSIMILES. OR WHATEVERS. YOU KNOW. LADIES TWEETER BITS.

ANYWAY, MANY INTERNET-SAVVY MALES SPEND ALMOST AS MUCH TIME "PORNING" AS THEY DO TWEETING!

OUR MODERN WORLD!

FULL OF AMAZING AMAZEMENTS!!!

LARRY WILL BE SOOOO EXCITED!

NOW HOW DO I TURN THESE CAPITAL LETTERS AND BOLDS OFF?

DAMN.

NO, THAT'S NOT DOING IT.

OH FUCK. NOW I'VE BROKEN THE INTERNET.

AND JUST WHEN I DISCOVERED PORN.

SHIT.

Let's start a petition

quinn esq — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:43:01 +0000

In reply to All that comes to mind is

Let's start a petition requesting that Reese Witherspoon tweet pictures of HER junk.

Only seems fair.

I'm tired of putting up with all these tweets of Weiners in jockeys or Jockey weiners or whatever.

WE WANT REESE!! WE WANT REESE!!

Hell, she can wear jockeys for all I care.

Long as there are no weiners in sight.

The End.

Oh, well now.... listen to

quinn esq — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:40:05 +0000

In reply to Or maybe it was always this

Oh, well now.... listen to Old-Man-Come-Down-The-Mountain-Fulla-Wisdom-And-Experience to tell us alllll what it was like back in the last millennia and such.

Well I was there as well, Mr Chest-Hair von Patoot, and lemme tell you, it damn sure wasn't ALWAYS this way. At all.

On the contrary, from about '65-'73 was a golden age. Why, there was Aretha, Dylan, the Stones, Jefferson Airplane, Hendrix, and those kids from Liverpool, you remember them, the Beatles.

Why, it was NUTHIN' like today.

*spits*

What were we arguing agin'?

*pauses*

*swishes tabackey fluids about*

*spits agin*

Bah. And like my Daddy always said, "That little Genghis kid is no good. Just you wait and see. I don't care if he brings his own basketball, keep him the fuck offa the property."

Then he spat as well.

Truer words.

All that comes to mind is

Richard Day — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:38:56 +0000

In reply to Our Adolescent Cultural Discourse or Twitter Me This

All that comes to mind is Reese Witherspoon!

Ah....she's over 18, right?

Or maybe it was always this

Michael Wolraich — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 03:47:51 +0000

In reply to Our Adolescent Cultural Discourse or Twitter Me This

Or maybe it was always this way.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010-09-05/news/fl-rwcol-tabloids-oped0...