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The Kepler-22b crisis puts

acanuck — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:46:18 +0000

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The Kepler-22b crisis puts Obama in a bind. You can't declare pre-emptive war on a whole other planet without the Nobel committee demanding its peace prize back. We'll just have to wait for John Bolton to take office as President Newt's secretary of state. He'll know the right thing to do.

They're not all evil

Resistance — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:12:07 +0000

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They're not all evil

And definitely let me know

Michael Maiello — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:02:20 +0000

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And definitely let me know when they find a duplicate Middle Earth populated by evil Hobbits.

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Verified Atheist — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:50:52 +0000

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Oh just great! Now they'll

Resistance — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:42:24 +0000

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Oh just great! Now they'll tell us, it's okay to destroy this one, with green house gasses, because theres another one to take it's place.

Some one will say "See; he said he would make a New Heavens and a New Earth"

Could be worse:

Donal — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:16:59 +0000

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Could be worse:

Watch out for goatee Obama!

Michael Maiello — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:15:53 +0000

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Watch out for goatee Obama!

We can only hope that the

The Decider — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:45:11 +0000

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We can only hope that the leader of the rebel alliance, Dick Cheney, succeeds.

Oh, and that is a picture of

The Decider — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:40:34 +0000

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Oh, and that is a picture of the EVIL Spock on that Star Trek show where everybody was reversed in the mirror universe. If this is all true, then there is an opposite of everybody on planet Kevlar and we must act fast. There is probably a President Bush who is the opposite of me and doesn't believe in democracy and kept himself in power and is using (this one hurts) his genius intelligence to plan the invasion right now. Worse yet, his succeeder, evil Obama, will be COMPETENT! We are in trouble...

You have no idea what we're

Michael Maiello — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:13:15 +0000

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You have no idea what we're up against.