dagblog - Comments for "Lies My Pastor Told Me" http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/lies-my-pastor-told-me-12970 Comments for "Lies My Pastor Told Me" en Cut him slack, Q. Way he http://dagblog.com/comment/148791#comment-148791 <a id="comment-148791"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148739#comment-148739">Reno? Shot a man (or two) in</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Cut him slack, Q. Way he tells it, he did <em>not</em> shoot the deputy.</p> </div></div></div> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:04:21 +0000 acanuck comment 148791 at http://dagblog.com Harmon died for chrissakes. I http://dagblog.com/comment/148772#comment-148772 <a id="comment-148772"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148738#comment-148738">Those guys in Reno.... You</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Harmon died for chrissakes.</p> <p>I went thru a list of folks dead in 2011 and I was going to blog about some of them.</p> <p>Harmon was God in my neck of the woods; growing up. I do not know how many times I have bored people with the fact that in 1961 I was present to view Mantle and Maris and Harmon hit home runs in the same damn game. We lost of course.</p> <p>Nowadays it is hard to find heroes who do not have some political taint.</p> <p>Harmon was for Truth, Justice &amp; the American Way.</p> <p>The old Washington Senators had come to Minnesota.</p> <p>Decades later we win two World Series!</p> <p>Heroes.</p> <p>WE NEED MORE HEROES!</p> </div></div></div> Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:38:53 +0000 Richard Day comment 148772 at http://dagblog.com Reno? Shot a man (or two) in http://dagblog.com/comment/148739#comment-148739 <a id="comment-148739"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148680#comment-148680">Bless me Father for I have</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Reno? Shot a man (or two) in Reno?</p> <p> </p><div class="media_embed"> <a href="http://youtu.be/dYP2EJb1nTQ">http://youtu.be/dYP2EJb1nTQ</a></div> </div></div></div> Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:29:17 +0000 Qnonymous comment 148739 at http://dagblog.com Those guys in Reno.... You http://dagblog.com/comment/148738#comment-148738 <a id="comment-148738"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148680#comment-148680">Bless me Father for I have</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Those guys in Reno.... You sure you didn't do it just to watch them die?</p> <p>Also, for those in the Twin Cities region, it is now acceptable to offer up 3 Hail Harmon's as an equivalent to 3 Hail Mary's.</p> <p> </p><div class="media_embed"> <a href="http://youtu.be/v4mpWSgnVzU">http://youtu.be/v4mpWSgnVzU</a></div> <p> </p> </div></div></div> Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:19:28 +0000 Qnonymous comment 148738 at http://dagblog.com Bless me Father for I have http://dagblog.com/comment/148680#comment-148680 <a id="comment-148680"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/lies-my-pastor-told-me-12970">Lies My Pastor Told Me</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Bless me Father for I have sinned.</p> <p>It has been 18,257 days since my last confession and these are my sins:</p> <p>I quit praying to God since he never seemed to get around to even whispering to me let alone grant my petty wishes.</p> <p>I continued to keep playing with my junk or getting myself into some situation where some fine maiden <em>stepped into</em> helping me in my path towards belief.</p> <p>I never entered into some adulterous ventures myself; but I certainly was quite taken by certain married women with nice racks and succulent behinds.</p> <p>I never stole anything during all this time although this might have been due to the fact that I recognized no real facility in this area of professional acumen; although there were times when a friend or an enemy might have wowed me with his new wheels!</p> <p>I never murdered anyone (except for those two guys outside of Reno that one time when my ownership of a lottery ticket was at issue) although I did wish at times that certain individuals might be hammered to death with baseball bats.</p> <p>I have at times denied the goodness of the Lord (as it were depending upon how that term is defined).</p> <p>I have cursed the very existence of certain individuals during this hiatus but then again, I have cursed my own existence more often. (this is an estimate of course since I never was very good at keeping records on this subject.)</p> <p>I have blasphemed when the spirit has moved me--which is no more than ten or twenty times a day.</p> <p>I never had much honor for my father or my mother but dad died prior to my escaping the clutches of the church. I certainly never honored his memory.</p> <p>THE PRIEST: <em>Say three Hail Mary's and a good act of contrition. Then go ahead a purchase a small caliber pistol and blow your frickin brains out.</em></p> <p>Hail Mary full of grace</p> <p>The Lord has made you a single mother and we are never going to let you become a welfare queen regardless of you silly explanations...</p> <p>NOTHING IS REVEALED</p> <p> </p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:48:00 +0000 Richard Day comment 148680 at http://dagblog.com I went to the link for the http://dagblog.com/comment/148676#comment-148676 <a id="comment-148676"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/lies-my-pastor-told-me-12970">Lies My Pastor Told Me</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>I went to the link for the Christian Defamation Commission and it took me to their About Us page.  I actually got chills looking at that page.  White and black and blue, small, tight, no-nonsense print. . . It could have been a prop in any movie ever made about dystopian societies. . .Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World,  1984. . .no surprise, though, that it is real.  And not a bit funny. </p> <p>It took me a while to be able to laugh again, but by the end of your post I could at least smile a bit.</p> <p>Someday I'll thank you for sending me there.  Right now I need my hot chocolate with a slug of Bailey's.</p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:27:27 +0000 Ramona comment 148676 at http://dagblog.com Well done, Genghis. I'm http://dagblog.com/comment/148669#comment-148669 <a id="comment-148669"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/lies-my-pastor-told-me-12970">Lies My Pastor Told Me</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p><span style="font-size: 13px;">Well done, Genghis. I'm reminded that the kinds of deviant behavior the Christians were accused of by the Romans remain in their playbook today to use against others. </span></p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:47:48 +0000 Oxy Mora comment 148669 at http://dagblog.com My favorite example of http://dagblog.com/comment/148665#comment-148665 <a id="comment-148665"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148654#comment-148654">Hmm. And then there is: </a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>My favorite example of Catholic Church hypocrisy comes from the 1977 battle against a Miami law to protect gays from employment and housing discrimination--the dispute that made Anita Bryant so notorious.</p> <p>The Church opposed the law, of course. The Archdiocese of Miami expressed concern that allowing gay men to teach children would be like letting "<a href="http://www.stonewallnationalmuseum.org/anita/panel7.html">a fox in the chicken coop</a>."</p> <p>25 years later...</p> <p>"<a href="http://www.rickross.com/reference/clergy/clergy204.html">Church Kept Accused Priest on Job</a>," <em>Miami Herald</em>, 3/23/03</p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:31:16 +0000 Michael Wolraich comment 148665 at http://dagblog.com Hmm. And then there is: http://dagblog.com/comment/148654#comment-148654 <a id="comment-148654"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/lies-my-pastor-told-me-12970">Lies My Pastor Told Me</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Hmm.  And then there is:</p> <div id="eletionMarqeeletSlot" style="display: none;">  </div> <div class="hnews hatom hentry hfeed " id="article"> <div class="content"> <div class="ad adX6" data="field:PrimaryAd;typeName:any;size:adX6;"> <div class="ad-label">  </div> </div> <div class="nav t2 " id="storyheader"> <div class="lead" id="lead"> <h1 class="entry-title" id="headline" property="dc:title"> 550 sexual abuse claims filed against Milwaukee Archdiocese</h1> <p><span style="font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46236534/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/"><u>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46236534/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/</u></a></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 13px;">But, this  is just a small segment of the lawsuits filed against the Catholic Church and I'm sure there's at least triple the amount of abuse cases not reported.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 13px;">Every time, and I do mean every single time, that the Separation of Church and State is not upheld, we all need to stand up and speak out loudly and clearly, over and over.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 13px;">Appreciate!</span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p> </p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:19:40 +0000 Aunt Sam comment 148654 at http://dagblog.com Yeah, I may have read just a http://dagblog.com/comment/148661#comment-148661 <a id="comment-148661"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/148648#comment-148648">That&#039;s so spot on, I&#039;m not</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Yeah, I may have read just a tad too much religious right propaganda. But I thought that the title would give it away.</p> </div></div></div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:14:44 +0000 Michael Wolraich comment 148661 at http://dagblog.com