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Or a changeling.

cmaukonen — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:46:59 +0000

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Or a changeling.

Good one. I actually think

Oxy Mora — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 14:51:40 +0000

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Good one. I actually think there was an identical twin who was rolled out for this election.

Ryan will be rendered down

Cthulhu — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 13:40:48 +0000

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Ryan will be rendered down and parceled out for spare parts.

Well done!!!

LisB — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 13:25:42 +0000

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Well done!!!

That is wicked! You sure the

Ramona — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 10:29:39 +0000

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That is wicked! You sure the Real Mitt wasn't a robot, too? Things go wrong with robots all the time, and it could be that all he really needed was a squirt of lubricant and a tightening of a few screws.

Leave it to Bain to throw out the old one instead of fixing it.

Now Robme get's to bankroll

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:58:10 +0000

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Now Robme get's to bankroll all that Superpac money after the election.

I heard that Bain Capital

cmaukonen — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:47:20 +0000

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I heard that Bain Capital futures dropped 50 points when the news of this leaked out though. Triggering rumors of a substantial bail out.

Are you sure you got that

Richard Day — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 20:27:56 +0000

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Are you sure you got that right?

I thought it Mittbutt?

Oh well, if memory serves The Batman gets rid of Bain anyway!

Bain again! Look Mitt inc

ocean-kat — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 19:57:06 +0000

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Bain again! Look Mitt inc has numerous ties and interlinks with the republican party Inc. which cannot be separated and which has several hundred million in capital reserves. Bain will borrow against those millions putting the party in debt while extracting large fees and pay outs to Bain executives and stockholders. There are thousands of American workers in both Mitt, inc. and republican, inc. Bain will fire those workers and hire low wage Chinese and Indian workers to replace them. Now admittedly those chinese workers are bound to do a much better job, hard to see how its possible to do worse, but still those job losses will ripple through the economy. After extracting millions and putting Mitt inc. and Republican inc. deeply in debt Bain will run them through bankruptcy leaving America with a one party system. This isn't just bad for the economy its bad for America.

A new Priorities USA

Michael Maiello — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 19:13:35 +0000

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A new Priorities USA Commercial featured several laid off Mitt Romney campaign workers.

"At first it seemed a bright a prosperous business," recalled one laid off strategist. "We defeated several kooks and flakes in the primary and the economy failed to turn around as we hit the general election, which is right where we wanted Obama. But then Mitt-Bott started sputtering about Libya and poor people and all the way, the executives were getting these huge paydays as our polls went into freefall. They gutted the campaign."