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Offshoot? I have this

PeraclesPlease — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:55:44 +0000

In reply to An offshoot of ALF is the PLF

Offshoot?

I have this recurring vision of the Georgetown Starbucks tied to this:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

An offshoot of ALF is the PLF

Elusive Trope — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:42:23 +0000

In reply to Oh, no! Sentient plants!

An offshoot of ALF is the PLF - Plant Liberation Front, which dedicates itself to rescuing potted house plants and replanting them in the wild where they belong.

Oh, no! Sentient plants!

EmmaZahn — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:29:21 +0000

In reply to Recognizing The Right Of Plants To Evolve

Oh, no! Sentient plants! What will vegans eat now? Will PETA evolve into PETAP?