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Ah, yes. Ming Dynasty. Now

Michael Maiello — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 00:59:39 +0000

In reply to When Ming the Merciless

Ah, yes. Ming Dynasty. Now that was a great A&E reality show.

Amscray and Toodle-oo. You

Ramona — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 21:38:17 +0000

In reply to Ah, Napoleon, good to see you

Amscray and Toodle-oo. You never saw me.

Ah, Napoleon, good to see you

PeraclesPlease — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 20:46:51 +0000

In reply to When I said this would happen

Ah, Napoleon, good to see you - was wondering when you'd show up. Jack the Ripper says hi.

When I said this would happen

Ramona — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 23:58:32 +0000

In reply to When Ming the Merciless

When I said this would happen nobody listened. Rubber rooms suck.

When Ming the Merciless

PeraclesPlease — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 21:57:32 +0000

In reply to When Samuel Adams wrote the

When Ming the Merciless penned the Magna Carta, he warned us that this wouldn't be the last.

When Samuel Adams wrote the

Michael Maiello — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 21:22:51 +0000

In reply to When Abraham Lincoln wrote

When Samuel Adams wrote the Articles of the Confederalists Papers he warned us that something like this would happen.

Mr. Wolfrum sez you didn't

tmccarthy0 — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 21:05:25 +0000

In reply to We, the Management, regret

Mr. Wolfrum sez you didn't pay him enough anyway, so he laughs heartily in your general direction.

When Abraham Lincoln wrote

William K. Wolfrum — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 19:45:22 +0000

In reply to We of the TreedBaggers

When Abraham Lincoln wrote the Declaration of Independance, he warned against this type of oppression.

We of the TreedBaggers

PeraclesPlease — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 19:23:49 +0000

In reply to We, the Management, regret

We of the TreedBaggers Internet support group's annoying rejoinder committee object to the persecution of Mr. Wolfrum on matters of personal right & taste which are obviously superior to the low morals of furry disgusting rodents and sub-quality beverages they emit. Once America prided itself on the fact that milk is obviously white, like he-llo? and now we've tainted ourselves with the likes of grey squirrels, red squirrels - who knows, pink or rainbow probably comes next. Wherever they came from, send them back, and leave Mr. Wolfrum in peace - he's obviously suffering from society's dumbing down of traditional values such that of any job that's left, it's not worthy of his superior intellect and work ethic.

We, the Management, regret

Michael Wolraich — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 19:04:55 +0000

In reply to Unemployed guy who doesn't care about his social media reputation says anything he wants

We, the Management, regret the publication of this article and humbly apologize to the United Squirrel Milk Producer Federation and its members. Squirrel milk is a healthy and delicious beverage, enjoyed by millions of people of all races, nations, and economic stratums. Mr. Wolfum's denigration of the good citizens of Iceland for their appreciation of this fine product is heinous and nauseating.

We have suspended Mr. Wolfrum without pay effective immediately pending a formal employee review. Since he is not actually an employee here--or anywhere, really--this may take some time, but we assure readers that our team of well-compensated lawyers will hound this Wolfrum person to the ends of the earth or Des Moines, whichever comes first.