http://dagblog.com/arts/seasonably-warm-friday-afternoon-haikulodeon-18621 Comments for "A Seasonably Warm Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon" en http://dagblog.com/comment/196626#comment-196626 <a id="comment-196626"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/comment/196618#comment-196618">We must perservere. and wake</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Okay, here are 3 original jokes I made up just for you, DD....</p> <p>(Sorry, it's after 1 AM, so they may not be the highest quality, but it's all I got at the moment.)</p> <p> </p> <p>Dick Cheney and Gandhi walked into a bar.</p> <p>How does the bartender tell them apart?</p> <p>One's refused service for not wearing shoes, the other one refused to serve.</p> <p> </p> <p>--- </p> <p> </p> <p>How many John McCains does it take to screw up America's foreign policy?</p> <p>Thankfully, we'll never know.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>---</p> <p> </p> <p>Why did Eric Cantor cross the road?</p> <p>To get to the unemployment office.</p> <p> </p> <p>---</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div></div></div> Sun, 15 Jun 2014 05:41:19 +0000 MrSmith1 comment 196626 at http://dagblog.com http://dagblog.com/comment/196618#comment-196618 <a id="comment-196618"></a> <p><em>In reply to <a href="http://dagblog.com/arts/seasonably-warm-friday-afternoon-haikulodeon-18621">A Seasonably Warm Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon</a></em></p> <div class="field field-name-comment-body field-type-text-long field-label-hidden"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p><strong style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800002098083496px; line-height: 17px;">We must perservere.<br /> and wake again tomorrow<br /> to tend our gardens.</strong></p> <p>I do not feel that</p> <p>God is watching, but I feel</p> <p>Nothingness awaits.</p> <p> </p> <p>Mortality's sure</p> <p>Even Dick Cheney will die</p> <p>Death awaits us all</p> <p> </p> <p>Voltaire had gardens</p> <p>He hid in those many groves</p> <p>to ignore evils</p> <p> </p> <p>I watch PGA</p> <p>I miss Tiger Woods but now</p> <p>I watch a German</p> <p> </p> <p>I have nothing to</p> <p>Add, but I had a little of</p> <p>Bliss at one short time</p> <p> </p> <p>Counting is so hard</p> <p>Syllabiles are not easy</p> <p>That is all I got?</p> <p> </p> <p>What the hell were we</p> <p>Talking about before I</p> <p>began my ranting?</p> <p> </p> <p>TELL ME SOME JOKES</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div></div></div> Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:46:36 +0000 Richard Day comment 196618 at http://dagblog.com