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I don't know, if you give the

MrSmith1 — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 16:07:00 +0000

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I don't know, if you give the illegals pot, you're going to have 12 million people with 'the munchies', and the buses will have to keep stopping at every 7-11, WaWa and Kwik-e-Mart enroute ... leaving no slurpies, corn-dogs or beef jerky for REAL Americans.

The use of Woodstock Units to

moat — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 14:06:43 +0000

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The use of Woodstock Units to measure the scope of work makes sense because the operation is going to take a lot of Pot. You better get those 12 million people very stoned before trying to force them to go to Juarez to seek the exciting job opportunities waiting for them there.

Thank goodness none of those hippies have guns or have friends and family outside the busses with guns. Oh, man, I suddenly feel dizzy and paranoid. I have an intense craving for caramel popcorn. Thinking about Trump's plan has given me a contact high!!

Ha! I suppose the

MrSmith1 — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 09:06:15 +0000

In reply to Toles on the deportation

Ha! I suppose the appropriate answer would be to say that Cruz' solution just doesn't add up. Thanks for the laugh.

No, please - not Mexican

PeraclesPlease — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 07:25:05 +0000

In reply to Excellent piece, and it does

No, please - not Mexican football. Anything but more sports.

Toles on the deportation

NCD — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 06:11:07 +0000

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Toles on the deportation squad:

Numbers seem daunting? He could pull a Cruz and just eliminate the Dept. of Arithmetic.

Excellent piece, and it does

CVille Dem — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 02:29:26 +0000

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Excellent piece, and it does give real perspective. For those who are too young to remember Woodstock, or are old enough but are so lame in their little narrow brains that they only think it would be fine to get rid of all those hippies; you could do the numbers all over again using the number of people who attend the Super Bowl (just north of 100,000 last time). So that would be, um 120 Super Bowls? Even the dimmest of bulbs can wrap their heads around that. Maybe even get some creative commercials together to inform the 11 million about what is going down and how. I can just see the Budweiser tear-jerker with all the citizen-children tearfully watching mom and dad getting dragged off to, what is to them, a foreign land.

But I think I am seeing a glimmer of hope after all. Considering your scenario, you could definitely make a convincing case for a really world class train system. Busses, schmusses! To expound on Trump's motif, you get the "illegals" to build high-speed trains throughout the country, and then let them be the first to ride them, right on out of the country. Maybe we could even get Mexico to pay for the trains instead of the wall.

Thanks for such a practical explanation of Trump's ?plan?

Better, except that Trump

ocean-kat — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 21:02:01 +0000

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Better, except that Trump could use this to suggest using the Hell's Angels as his "humane deportation" enforcers.

Arrrrggggghhhh!!!

MrSmith1 — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 19:56:48 +0000

In reply to 30 Woodstocks? Damn it Smith,

Arrrrggggghhhh!!! Noooooooooooo!! Would it help if I changed it to 40 Altamonts?

30 Woodstocks? Damn it Smith,

ocean-kat — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 18:44:31 +0000

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30 Woodstocks? Damn it Smith, what are you trying to do? Next thing you know liberals will be all like, Woodstock was great! 30 of them would be stupendous. I'm votin' for Trump.

That's 960 bands! We don't

PeraclesPlease — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 15:20:45 +0000

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That's 960 bands! We don't have that much talent. Maybe can get someone to DJ some of the events? Can dub Alvin Lee's "I'm Goin' Home", Richie Havens' "I'm a Stranger Here", Sweetwater's "Motherless Child", Arlo Guthrie's "Walking Down the Line", The Band & Joe Cocker's "I Shall be Released" and Joan Baez doing "Take Me Back to the Sweet Sunny South", Quill doing "Driftin'", Santana doing "You just Don't Care", John Sebastian's "Darlin' Be Home Soon" backed with "I Had a Dream", Keef Hartley's "Spanish Fly" and "Leaving Trunk/Just to Cry", Canned Heat's "On the Road Again", Creedence's "Green River", Sly doing "You can Make It If you Try"and "Everyday People", The Who's "Amazing Journey", Jefferson Airplane's "3/5 of a Mile in 10 Seconds", Johnny Winter's "You Done Lost Your Good Thing Now/Mean Mistreater", Bert Sommer, "The Road to Travel", Blood Sweat & Tears' "I Stand Accused", Crosby, Stills & Nash's "49 Bye-Byes", Paul Butterfield's "Love March", Sha Na Na doing "Get a Job", and Hendrix closing with "Hear My Train a Comin".