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Glad you found it. The next

trkingmomoe — Thu, 26 May 2016 05:33:37 +0000

In reply to Oh Momoe, I am sure this is

Glad you found it. The next time you get to the dollar store, pick up one that is brightly colored. That way it will always show up and not hide with the others. Remember the black nylon ones are haunted.

Bob Dyland had a birthday yesterday. He is 75.

Oh Momoe, I am sure this is

Richard Day — Wed, 25 May 2016 18:58:10 +0000

In reply to Your slotted spoon went

Oh Momoe, I am sure this is at the top of your list as far as mysteries go....

But at 1:30 PM (CST) I found my spoon with the holes in it?

I mean there is was.

And there are no witnesses to attest to the fact that it was not there the last two days?

It was (or is) my favorite spoon of all time, that is the spoon with holes in it. hahahhahahaH

How it ever ended up where it was supposed to be....?

Well peeps will say that I imagined the entire catastrophe.

And other peeps will point to the fact that I hear voices from time to time (dramatic effect I assure all you peeps!)

How this all unfolded, I have no idea.

I mean were aliens involved?

Were there other dimensions involved?

Did I fall on the floor and forgot all the while in a drunken Sstupor?

WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

But all I care about right now is that I have the big black spoon with the holes in it.

hahahahahahah

WHERE IS THE REAL ANSWER TO ALL OF THESE ISSUES CONCERNING THE SEARCH FOR MY HOLY SPOON?

Your slotted spoon went

trkingmomoe — Wed, 25 May 2016 04:44:34 +0000

In reply to hahahhahaha

Your slotted spoon went missing. They do tend to sneak off that is why I have about a half of dozen of them. Also I lose my can openers. I like the hand crank type. I do have an electric one but hardly ever use it. I was upset for a week after losing my military P38 can opener.

I have been watching A Taste of History on Amazon Prime. It is a cooking show that demonstrates how food was prepared during the 18th century. Our founding fathers were really rich with their imported wines and cheeses. It has been interesting to see the chef cook over an open fire place. I would have had to of worn a blacksmith leather apron to keep me from catching fire.

Well if you insist on doing

Richard Day — Tue, 24 May 2016 12:44:24 +0000

In reply to I eat my peas with honey

Well if you insist on doing right:

Nobody is reading this crap

Richard Day — Tue, 24 May 2016 12:31:46 +0000

In reply to THEATRE OF THE ABSURD

Nobody is reading this crap anyway. hahahahah

But I have no other place to really put this wrath!

I hate this guy and I never ever met him.

I think about the stuttering King movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King%27s_Speech

I think about this zygote with a new speech therapist who makes the bastard fill his mouth with marbles

and then the prick chokes to death.

This guy has been bugging me for a couple of years.

He is an idiot.

I know, I am an idiot also.

But this idiot gets air time all the time

I hate him and I do not really even know him.

Why is it so damn easy to hate this sombitch?

Just to add to a nothingness:

Richard Day — Tue, 24 May 2016 12:11:18 +0000

In reply to Nobody is reading this crap

Just to add to a nothingness:

I lost a spoon.

It was one of those plastic thingies.

It was black and had holes in it.

I have the other black accouterments of course.

There is the spatula and the ....

Hell, I do not know what they are called.

Anyway, I lost this spoon with holes.

I looked into the cupboards and the underneath cupboards and...

Now, if I were in a family, I would guess that some tot took off with it.

And if I did not live alone, I would guess that my partner took it as her own.

And yet, alone, I have seen no evidence of large mammals, except for me of course.

Where the fuck is my spoon with the holes in it?

hahahahahha

I eat my peas with honey

CVille Dem — Tue, 24 May 2016 12:09:14 +0000

In reply to Just to add to a nothingness:

I eat my peas with honey

I've done so all my life...

it makes the peas taste funny

But it keeps them on my knife.

hahahhahaha

Richard Day — Tue, 24 May 2016 11:27:40 +0000

In reply to Ode to the slotted spoon.

hahahhahaha

How do you find stuff like this Momoe?

I suppose I could find these things on google or youtube or...but it would take hours.

hahah

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Richard Day — Tue, 24 May 2016 11:23:21 +0000

In reply to They dined on mince, and

Ode to the slotted spoon.

trkingmomoe — Tue, 24 May 2016 07:01:35 +0000

In reply to THEATRE OF THE ABSURD

Ode to the slotted spoon.

Maybe your kitchen is haunted? You just never know?