This makes me sad Richard, so

ocean-kat — Sat, 05 Aug 2017 23:52:51 +0000

This makes me sad Richard, so sad, that I don't have a beautiful penis. It's not that my penis is ugly or in some way disgusting. There are no blotchy weird birthmarks. No warts or herpies. It's not exceptionally small nor fearfully large. It's quite average at 6 inches when erect. But something is lacking, a certain cocky charisma, a penile joie de vivre. The Weiner Weiner, The Bolling Boner, there's a certain something about them that apparently makes women swoon at the mere sight. While I, in my penile banality, am deprived of a powerful, and I assume successful, seduction strategy. The sending of dick pics to unsuspecting women and coworkers.

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This makes me sad Richard, so