dagblog - Comments for "Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie must break up - for America"

Your Jesus is kind of a dick.

William K. Wolfrum — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:21:57 +0000

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Your Jesus is kind of a dick.

I just realised I had Jesus

quinn esq — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:29:29 +0000

In reply to Way to stake out the middle

I just realised I had Jesus kill Brad, and then mock him by not adopting him.

That's probably a little extra harsh.

Hey Wolfrum. Were you gay yet

quinn esq — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:29:11 +0000

In reply to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie must break up - for America

Hey Wolfrum. Were you gay yet when you wrote this? It's got some violence and bullets and other good straight stuff in it, but not once do you mention how much you'd like to... you know... "exercise" with Angelina. Or even HOW.

Which is fairly homo.

I'd be able to overlook it if I thought YOU'D just overlooked it. But it reads to me like what you most want is to be able to GOSSIP about it all.

Dude. Come back. We can talk about whether Favre's comin' back next year.

Angelina leaves Brad for

Doctor Cleveland — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:57:59 +0000

In reply to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie must break up - for America

Angelina leaves Brad for Tiger.

Tiger leaves Angelina for Brad.

Angelina starts dating Jennifer Aniston.

Ellin Nordgren gets a reality show. Done!

Way to stake out the middle

acanuck — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:50:07 +0000

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Way to stake out the middle ground, quinn.

Considering recent events, I

quinn esq — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:39:37 +0000

In reply to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie must break up - for America

Considering recent events, I think the arc of this storyline is obvious.

Angelina pushes for d.i.v.o.r.c.e.

Brad refuses.

Jesus returns and kills Brad, using special "Jesus Loves You" bullet.

Jesus mates with Angelina.

Gets tattoo.

Moves in. Together, they adopt all the rest of God's children.

Except for Brad. F*ck him.

I think Brad Pitt should have

Nebton — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:02:06 +0000

In reply to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie must break up - for America

I think Brad Pitt should have an affair with Tiger Woods. As a bonus, golf writers would be paid to cover the story, too.

Oh, and I'm not sure that the return of Jesus Christ would garner that much attention. On one hand you have us atheist hippy-types, and on the other hand you have the right-wing Bible-thumpers who wouldn't recognize him. There is no middle ground, regardless of how much quinn (or acanuck, all Canadians look alike, y'know) might suggest otherwise.