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You know, when Genghis got

quinn esq — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:04:12 +0000

In reply to Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist. And behind that fist is a homophobic prick – It’s a fact

You know, when Genghis got listin' the proscribed activities there, I started getting this funny feeling. You know... down there. Not sure which one triggered it. Ummmm, Genghis? Could you please repeat that list?

His wafer

Michael Wolraich — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:34:25 +0000

In reply to Wait, which part of Jesus is

His wafer

Wait, which part of Jesus is

Nebton — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:49:00 +0000

In reply to Actually, the Bible is pretty

Wait, which part of Jesus is between the husband and wife? I'm confused…

Actually, the Bible is pretty

Michael Wolraich — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:10:36 +0000

In reply to Someone needs to point out to

Actually, the Bible is pretty vague about what the Sodomites were up to. All it says is that the men of Sodom wanted to "know" Lot's guests. While it's clear that they weren't inviting them out for a beer, it doesn't get into the details. In the old days, sodomy was simply anal sex between men and perhaps included bestiality, but sex-phobic Catholics expanded the concept in the Middle Ages to include oral sex, lesbian lovin', mutual masturbation, etc. "Sodomy laws" in the U.S. have often included oral sex as well, but a Protestant could make a good case that oral sex is cool with Jesus (as long as it's between husband and wife, of course).

Someone needs to point out to

Nebton — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:42:46 +0000

In reply to Behind Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist. And behind that fist is a homophobic prick – It’s a fact

Someone needs to point out to Chuck that sodomy includes oral sex, be it cunnilingus or fellatio. The vast majority of straight men would find themselves castrated, methinks.

Someone other than me, of course.