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That was.. unexpected.

DF — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:26:28 +0000

That was.. unexpected.

Hey, i do what I can. Think

DF — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:17:08 +0000

In reply to There are benefits to being

Hey, i do what I can. Think of it as a friendly information service about reasons you didn't even know you had for not living here.

Support our expats!

On the topic, sort of, I

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:39:10 +0000

In reply to I'd like to point something

On the topic, sort of, I googled "Russian lightbulb" last night, looking for a Russian lightbulb inventor. Check out the first result: http://www.google.com/#q=russian+lightbulb

There are benefits to being

William K. Wolfrum — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:16:46 +0000

In reply to I hope I'm not being pedantic

There are benefits to being in Brazil. Like not knowing what "Bedazzled" was. Thanks for ruining that blissfully ignorance.

I hope I'm not being pedantic

DF — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:07:58 +0000

In reply to Jeez, cut them some slack.

I hope I'm not being pedantic here, but I'm not sure how long you've been in Brazil and so may or may not be aware of the as-seen-on-tv sensation that is the Bedazzler. I'm about 99.99993% certain that "vagazzle" is a portmanteau of "vagina" and "Bedazzle(TM)."

Jeez, cut them some slack.

William K. Wolfrum — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:31:00 +0000

In reply to I'd like to point something

Jeez, cut them some slack. Obviously "Vagazzle" is a combination of "Vagina + Dazzle + Come on Young People, Read Us, We're Hep!"

Very funny catch, DF.

I'd like to point something

DF — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:24:00 +0000

In reply to Get your masturbation on at The Huffington Post (updated)

I'd like to point something out here that I feel is, for the lack of a better word, AWESOME. Allow me to direct your attention to the article entitled "The 7 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas" so that we may discover the goodness therein:

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." (Emphasis mine)

Vagazzle. Say it out loud. Okay, now examine the list of tags at the top of the page:

That's a tag. For reals. Like really. The best part? If you click on that word, there is more than one article that has been tagged with "vagazzle."

Dare I actually put to words the question that must surely be on everyone's mind at this point? You bet I dare: How long before penazzle?

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go put a gun in my mouth.

EDIT: I shouldn't have done this, but I googled "penazzle." I got 41 hits.