After a week of trying to

acanuck — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:48:00 +0000

In reply to South Africa promises to forever ban Vuvuzelas if rest of world stops exploiting Africa

After a week of trying to follow matches with the sound off, I'm ready to take the deal, Wolfie. If, that is, it's a bona fide proposal and not just another product of your fevered imagination.

Frankly, it's about as credible as the idea that a Chinese-made plastic horn is a traditional South African musical instrument. No, until I'm sure the offer is on the level, I'll continue to stock up on blood diamonds, yellowcake and coltan. I draw the line at Wolfrumite; that stuff is toxic in even small doses.

Little-known fact: vuvuzela is Zulu slang for part of the female anatomy. I'm told that male fans quickly get bored blowing the things (most would rather be watching the game) but their lady friends insist it's the best part of the festivities. So we all suffer in our own way.

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After a week of trying to