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Funny. At that one link, the

quinn esq — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:50:48 +0000

In reply to Cleveland is correct. Don't

Funny. At that one link, the subtitle read, "Genghis was here." Not sure what that meant.

Cleveland is correct. Don't

Michael Wolraich — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:30:16 +0000

In reply to Pretty sure Butt Cheeks is

Cleveland is correct. Don't mess with the literature scholar.

Incidentally, as I was confirming the spelling, wikipedia surprised me with photos of male and female buttocks. Of course, I immediately wiki'd penis and vagina and was treated to more graphic anatomy. Who knew? (Other than millions of adolescents.)

But back to the book, there is actually one buttcheek reference somewhere in the manuscript. The first person to find it after the book comes out and report back on this thread will receive a free signed photograph of my left buttcheek.

And capitalized when refering

William K. Wolfrum — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:37:11 +0000

In reply to Pretty sure Butt Cheeks is

And capitalized when refering to someone named Butt Cheeks. Like Brett "Butt Cheeks" Favre.

Pretty sure Butt Cheeks is

quinn esq — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:47:54 +0000

In reply to Quinn is absolutely right

Pretty sure Butt Cheeks is two words.

Better ask Genghis though - we're stepping into his territory.

Badabing Smiley-Face!

Quinn is absolutely right

Doctor Cleveland — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:26:58 +0000

In reply to See? Now that's just plain

Quinn is absolutely right about this.

That is why I have retitled my forthcoming scholarly monograph Kiss My Buttcheeks, You Monkeys! How Iambic Pentameter Undermines Our Values and Destroys the Middle Class.

I'll take that as snark.

acanuck — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:42:20 +0000

In reply to I would have liked a bit more

I'll take that as snark.

See? Now that's just plain

quinn esq — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:44:00 +0000

In reply to Yes, there is a special

See? Now that's just plain BETTER. Your problem Genghis (well, AMONGST your problems...) is that you're too educated. Too intellectual. So consider this your wake-up call ---

YOU'RE AN AMERICAN.

Got it? Which means, you can think alllllll you like while WRITING the book. Be as smart as you like. But when it comes time to SELL it, you gotta be crass. Punch 'em in the nuts. Insult people. Start a fire. Blow smoke. Hell, set yourself on fire, if it helps.

CRASS. We all know you got it in you.

So when it comes time to promote your book, what are you going for again?

Right. The nut-punch.And all the children say....

YAY GENGHIS! EXCELLENT NUT-PUNCH!

If Glenn Beck wears pasties,

Orlando — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:14:44 +0000

In reply to Yes, there is a special

If Glenn Beck wears pasties, I'll totally buy it.

Next time, I'll be sure to

Michael Wolraich — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:10:56 +0000

In reply to See, I suggested, "Whack

Next time, I'll be sure to consult you before setting the title. BTW, the powers that be recently euthanized the entire Canadian goose population of Brooklyn's Prospect Park to avoid the whole jet engine thing. How long will it be before they start euthanizing all Canadians?

I would have liked a bit more

Michael Wolraich — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:05:46 +0000

In reply to Hey, I'd buy it, even at the

I would have liked a bit more tonguecheekfulness, but I think that there was concern that casual browsers would miss the snark. Having seen even the wise Acanuck miss obvious snark, I can see their point.