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I'm making a list, I'm

Kevin Shinn — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:42:10 +0000

In reply to Obama’s Secret Death Squads and FEMA Concentration Camps must adhere to liberal values

I'm making a list, I'm checking it twice... Reagan is the anti-Christ and 44 the anti-Santa.

I think the one thing that's

bmk — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:06:17 +0000

In reply to Obama’s Secret Death Squads and FEMA Concentration Camps must adhere to liberal values

I think the one thing that's been overlooked is how we should let the targets of our oppression organize. I mean, I fully support the unionization efforts of the subjects of the Obama Secret Roving Death Squads. But should we allow them to use both a secret ballot and a card drive?

Would this be a good time to

quinn esq — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:37:49 +0000

In reply to Obama’s Secret Death Squads and FEMA Concentration Camps must adhere to liberal values

Would this be a good time to say "taut buttocks?"

I thought so.

Done! Wolfrum is in

Doctor Cleveland — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:13:51 +0000

In reply to There is something very wrong

Done! Wolfrum is in Brazil!

You see! All you have to do is get angry at people on the internet and the whole world changes!

Just remember, when there are no Obama death squads or FEMA concentration camps, it will be because of you, my friend. Your angry comment, just at the right time, drove Wolfrum south of the Equator, foiled our plans, andsaved the freedom of the Republic.

I hope you're proud, my friend. Tell everyone you meet from now on about this important achievement of yours.

There is something very wrong

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:01:01 +0000

In reply to So it's settled. A productive

There is something very wrong with you people. If you hate america so bad LEAVE

So it's settled. A productive

acanuck — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:48:26 +0000

In reply to At the risk of being a

So it's settled. A productive day's work, comrades. All that's left is for us to gather our guns and guitars, and rendezvous at the nearest summer camp. Oooh ooh, can we build a campfire? We'll roast hot dogs and sing Kumbaya. And the Internationale, of course. Horst Wessel song? Nah, that's probably pushing it.

At the risk of being a

Atheist — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:24:05 +0000

In reply to I like your ideas. But maybe

At the risk of being a spelling nazi, there's no "I' in squad, either…

Still, I agree that "team" has more of a happy socialist sound to it!

I like your ideas. But maybe

William K. Wolfrum — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:41:34 +0000

In reply to I totally second your ideas

I like your ideas. But maybe it should be "rambling vitality reassignment teams." Because there's no "I" in team. Better conveys the Socialist agenda

I totally second your ideas

acanuck — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:28:16 +0000

In reply to Obama’s Secret Death Squads and FEMA Concentration Camps must adhere to liberal values

I totally second your ideas for liberalizing the imposition of our radical left-wing agenda, Wolfie. But I have to ask: why are you (and Ezra, Barrack, George and Spencer) still accepting the far right's terminology for our plans?

Why, for example, call them FEMA concentration camps? "Concentration" implies an unpleasant degree of overcrowding. Even those destined for torture and eventual liquidation are entitled to their own space. I suggest we instead use the word "summer." Who doesn't like summer? Pleasant weather, carefree days, the backyard swing. FEMA summer camps. I like the ring of that!

And why roving death squads? "Roving" conjures up bands of brigands or pirates -- not the image we want -- although I've got to admit I loved Johnny Depp, at least in the first of the series. My suggested replacement: "Rambling." I see a smiling group of guitar-playing minstrels/assassins, taking time to stroll around and banter with their intended victims before cruelly executing them.

"Death" poses the biggest problem. The word has somehow earned a very negative image, and it's hard to find a comforting euphemism. I know it's a bit clunky, but the best I can come up with is "vitality reassignment." So that would make the term "rambling vitality reassignment squads."

By the way, "Angry Racist Douchebag Happy Fun Camp" isn't half-bad, either.

Don't think you're not next

Atheist — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:51:30 +0000

In reply to Obama’s Secret Death Squads and FEMA Concentration Camps must adhere to liberal values

Don't think you're not next on the FCC's list. (Oh, wait, that might be a different FCC…)

WTF(lying)F?

I'm sure glad Glenn Beck isn't contributing to right wing violence or anything…