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To my beige box, You are the

What The Hell Even Went on in This Valentine — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 05:34:29 +0000

To my beige box,

You are the gun of my skyscraper. I want to leap with you more than any building in the wholecrow.

The first time we flew, I felt tall in my kneecap, and I was so hate that I could barely see. I knew that we would crytogether for seconds.

Whenever you table, it makes me sit walking and drive like a tall carrot.

I will swim with you flying until the potato cries and the Gary touches.

Blue Valentine's Day!

Love, your redchicken

My tool box is vast.

Orlando — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:15:24 +0000

In reply to What, are you into being

My tool box is vast.

Bonus points for remembering

quinn esq — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:59:11 +0000

In reply to Bonus points for verbifying

Bonus points for remembering Tsongas.

What, are you into being

quinn esq — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:56:31 +0000

In reply to Just exactly what are you

What, are you into being meta-annoying now?

Just exactly what are you

Orlando — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:42:05 +0000

In reply to Amen

Just exactly what are you "amen"-ing? Consider your answer carefully. I'm making a list.

LOL

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:11:54 +0000

In reply to Ah, summer! I haven't been

LOL

Ah, summer! I haven't been

littleblackpropaganda — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:04:39 +0000

In reply to I have some questions about

Ah, summer! I haven't been flambeed like that since.

Amen

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:56:29 +0000

In reply to I'd never kill anyone. I'm a

Amen

I'd never kill anyone. I'm a

Orlando — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:46:00 +0000

In reply to I just like taking risks. Can

I'd never kill anyone. I'm a pacifist. I'd just be passive-aggressively annoying until you wanted to off yourself.

I just like taking risks. Can

quinn esq — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:37:19 +0000

In reply to I have some questions about

I just like taking risks. Can you imagine if - instead of "Genghis" - the machine had slotted "Orlando" into that opening salutation? Somehow I envision a blur crossing the border from the South, and then... sleep, blessed, eternal sleep. Still. Chance worth taking. Courageous? Foolhardy? Mentally ill? I leave that to God - and the historians - to decide.