dagblog - Comments for "Dear Dick Cheney: Stop being such a wuss!"

Sorry, I'm new to Dagblog and

Larry Jankens — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:31:19 +0000

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Sorry, I'm new to Dagblog and did not mean to post the photo so damn big. My future posts will not include oversized pictures of Cheney's reptilian grin. :D

Thanks for fixing the photo

Bluesplashy — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:08:24 +0000

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Thanks for fixing the photo G.

I like this Jankens guy. You

quinn esq — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:22:07 +0000

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I like this Jankens guy. You could learn a lot from him, Genghis.

Maybe he even holds tutorials. I'd recommend you take "Intelligent Argument Without Using Snark 101," and maybe leave "Manners 001" for later. Besides, Orlando's already got him locked up for Manners tutorials from here out the ying-yang. (See how we used "ying-yang" there? That was called, "Being polite while also avoiding that psychotic censoring bastard A-man. BTW. How long do you think Orlando's "Fuck you" is gonna hang out there? Personally, I was disturbed. That girl is a swear*r, Genghis. No way round it.)

Anyway, why doesn't Jankens change his middle initial? What's that all about? Why in the hell be LSJ when you could be LBJ? Or is the "S." just a short version of some complex American names like, ohhh, just guessing here, "Brad?" Or maybe "Biff?"

Did you see DF arguing on that other thread? That guy slammed him with a "per adventure." Personally, I have a rule around that sort of occasion. When the conversation falls to the level of that sort of "per adventure" gutter-talk, I step outside for a smoke. It gives me a chance to pause, reflect, reconsider my position. And if the guy I'm arguing with comes out and happens to ask me for a smoke, well, see, that's my chance to dose him with lighter fluid and set him on fire. Sometimes things work out nice that way. You might want to suggest it to DF. No offense to Hal, but he did use that '"per adventure" thing.

By the way. I DID like LBJ's line about how you can't be safe. There are obvious jokes here, but the fact I'm avoiding them should prove my sincerity. Although the one about "the truck-driver, and the girl from Indiana and the edible condom" pretty much springs spontaneously to mind, doesn't it?

In conclusion. Whenever I think of Cheney, I find I think of this song, from Symbol Guy. Something about the 426 orgasms in it.

I had to shrink the photo. It

Michael Wolraich — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:24:15 +0000

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I had to shrink the photo. It was too scary. Now I'm going to have that nightmare again about getting shot full of pellets by Dick C with a big grin on his face.

Nice letter, but a tad

Orlando — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:47:44 +0000

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Nice letter, but a tad verbose. I've employed my red pen to mark it up a bit. After several rounds of editing, here's what I've got:

Dear Mr. Cheney:

Fuck you.

Sincerely, etc...

Dang it, Larry, the last

Bluesplashy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:38:31 +0000

In reply to Dear Dick Cheney: Stop being such a wuss!

Dang it, Larry, the last thing I expect when I arrive at dagblog is a life size picture of Dick Cheney grinning at me. Talk about being scared - my hair uncurled!! I think it is more about the money than fear. The fear thing is just to whip the people in line. I wonder how many Americans know about the no bid cost plus contracts?

Anyway, nice letter. Can't wait for his reply.