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So regular whup-ass is not

acanuck — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:13:10 +0000

In reply to Do you know where whup-ass

So regular whup-ass is not only wasteful but also cruel to animals? I never suspected. Thanks for the heads-up, Genghis.

I headed out first thing today to look for an eco-friendly alternative, and may have found just the thing at my local supermarket. It comes in handy 7-ounce aerosol cans, so you use as little or as much as you need. It's all-natural (except for the nitrous oxide propellant), untested on animals, and -- as a bonus -- low in calories. Something called Reddi-whup.

The container doesn't mention its use for ass-whupping, but the girl at the counter assured me that, yes, it can be applied to the ass -- and numerous other body parts she listed -- with highly satisfactory results. Can't wait to try it.

Hey, where's Deadman? He should check this stuff out.

Do you know where whup-ass

Michael Wolraich — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:16:02 +0000

In reply to Whup-ass: a question

Do you know where whup-ass comes from? They milk it from goats that spend their lives cooped up in a pens smaller than manhattan apartments. It's inhuman. That's why I only buy organic, free-range whup-ass from local farms in the Bronx. The organic stuff whups better too.

I always use the whole can of

Orlando — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:00:37 +0000

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I always use the whole can of whup-ass in one overwhelming attack. Shock and awe, baby.

I would think getting slapped

elliottness — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:38:19 +0000

In reply to Re-heating your leftover

I would think getting slapped around with a cold slab of left-over whoop-ass would be much more demeaning.

Not even worth a whole new can of whoop-ass? Ouch.

Re-heating your leftover

DF — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:40:30 +0000

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Re-heating your leftover whup-ass just doesn't have the same ring to it.

"I'm going to re-heat the leftover can of whup-ass that I economically apportioned on a previous occasion, which I can assure you was most fierce indeed. Hey, did you turn off the lights in the other room? No one's even in there right now."