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You would also increase your

John — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 01:16:41 +0000

In reply to Barack Obama must declare war on Australia

You would also increase your popularity in New Zealand by doing this. It could lead to a whole spin off from the popular "I support two teams, New Zealand and anyone who is playing against Australia" line of shirts. You could have a marketing field day!

Don't forget to ignore any war crimes against the Chappell brothers - that would win you more support in NZ and the South Pacific as well. Just think of the marketing possibilities of other countries throwing you victory parades.

"Blow up Australia Week"... it has a nice ring. Future public holiday material.

It would be rather easy to

MilkIt — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:44:56 +0000

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It would be rather easy to invade us. With our tiny defence force that's currently preoccupied and a female leader, it'll be all in an afternoon's work. Mel Gibson can be our frontline, but without an armoured oil tanker, and in the event of his death it will be a win-win situation for us and the Jewish community.

Make sure you bring a packed lunch and some fly spray, and you'll be right.

Just don't be too loud, I wanna be able to hear the footy.

Then there'd be no place to

acanuck — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 03:28:31 +0000

In reply to How about Mexico? Just wipe

Then there'd be no place to send the illegals back to. Won't work. The plan, I mean -- not the illegals.

How about Mexico? Just wipe

anna am — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:32:57 +0000

In reply to Relax, we all saw Canadian

How about Mexico? Just wipe it out. That would solve a lot of problems.

Great idea. Let's start by

Doctor Cleveland — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:15:09 +0000

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Great idea. Let's start by taking Mel Gibson hostage.

I could not disagree more.

NCD — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:10:48 +0000

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I could not disagree more. Australia is a producer of minerals and coal, spreading freedom down under would NOT CREATE AMERICAN JOBS! Jobs are what the country needs after Bush destroyed our economy.

Using precision weapons and satellite guided bombs we could take out key manufacturing facilities in Germany, the world's second leading exporter, and do so with precious little loss of life. The upside would be an evisceration of German exports and a boom for US manufacturing, similar to that after WW2.

Additionally we have the justification in the case of Germany. We all know the evil that Germany wreaked upon the world! OK, they payed for that............

BUT...they do not recognize the 2nd amendment to our Constitution! Gun owners in Germany must obey pernicious and burdensome paperwork and government restrictions on guns. Normal citizens cannot buy an AK-47 with a 35 round banana clip! This is an outrage against freedom friends! Reason enough to invade, and Obama could skip the UN approval baloney like Bush. The expansion in US jobs would be almost immediate.

The capper would be painting names of GOP stars on those bombers, this would be a good Fox News distraction and vote getter. I see one now, named after the newest Sarah Palin created GOP T-Bag star, that Donohue woman's picture on a plane, with little Satanic horns emerging from her coiffed hairdo, and the planes name- Devil of a Dame! Maybe one for Hannity, I'm Just Gay! Can't leave out Glenn Beck, Lying, Cryin' Clown!

Relax, we all saw Canadian

Donal — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:53:09 +0000

In reply to I'm relieved you didn't offer

Relax, we all saw Canadian Bacon.

I think Australia is too risky. Those Aussies all wrassle crocs and fight bareknuckled brawls before breakfast. And the men are even meaner. At least that's what I see in the movies.

How about attacking Mars?

I'm relieved you didn't offer

acanuck — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:48:18 +0000

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I'm relieved you didn't offer us up as a target, what with being so close and all. And having a healthier banking system. And lots of resources you need. And a military less than one-tenth your size. And no deficit to speak of. And a dollar that's set to pass the greenback. And ...

Um, I'll shut up now.

You know, it just might

Jamie Friedland — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:39:01 +0000

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You know, it just might work...